这个男人来自地球
嗨 伙计 Hey, buddy.
动作还真快 You don't waste time, do you?
是啊 I try not to.
-要帮忙吗 -当然 - Well, you need help? - Sure.
你打算告诉我们这到底是怎么回事吗 Would you like to tell us... what the hell that was all about?
我也不想说再见 I don't like good-byes.
离别的时候不都这样么 约翰 Kind of the point of a goodbye party, John.
我可费了不少劲啊 知道么 Went to a certain amount of trouble, you know?
你就不能多待一会儿么 Could've at least stayed a few minutes, huh?
吃一些我们为你精心准备的食物 Eaten some of the food we so feverishly prepared?
很抱歉 哈里 I apologize, Harry.
你为什么走得这么匆忙啊 But why are you moving so quickly?
这才辞职了几天 You only resigned a couple of days ago.
你都是斯坦福历史系教授了 You got the history chair at Stanford.
我也不想啊 I wish.
鸡丝卷 鸡翅 调味烧烤和啤酒 Well, taquitos, chicken wings, roastie-toasties and beer.
要是时间再充裕点 If we'd had more time,
我们可以弄得更丰盛 We'd have done something a little more grandiose.
比如麦当劳里的烛光晚餐 Candlelight dinner at Mcdonald's.
脱衣舞 Strippers.
-鸡丝卷就够了 -好吧 - Taquitos are fine. - A'right.
阿特也来了 Art's gonna be along, too.
他正在跟一个学生说话 He's, uh, talking to a student.
乔治会接你的班吗 Is George taking over for you?
乔治或者钦贝尔吧 院长还没想好 George or Trimbell - Has the Dean made up his mind?
他还没跟我说 He hasn't called.
天呐 这... 这是什么 My god! Wh-What is this?
看起来像是梵高的画 但我从没见过 It looks like a Van Gogh, but I've never seen it before.
这是真品吗 约翰 Is that an original, John?
不是 朋友送的礼物 No, it's just a gift someone gave me.
不过还是很不错啊 Still, it's a superb copy.
应该是同时期的赝品 Contemporaneous, I think,
我能拿近了看吗 May I take a closer look?
请随意 Please, yeah.
跟梵高用的一样的框架 Yeah, it's the same stretcher as Van Gogh used.
后面还有手写的法语呢 Yeah, there's writing on the back in french.
"致我的朋友雅克·波恩" Oh, "To my friend Jacque Borne."
知道那是谁吗 Wonder who that was?
熟人吧 我想 Someone he knew, I guess.
很敏锐的推断啊 福尔摩斯 Brilliant deduction, sherlock.
你一定会找人鉴别吧 估价了吗 Surely you'll have this looked at, appraised?
这个 再说吧 Well, maybe sometime,
但我真没想到过用它来赚钱 But I wouldn't really want money for it.
就这样吧 That does it.
把东西放到厨房去 Put that stuff in the kitchen.
不 我要放到浴室 约翰 No, I'm gonna put it in the bathroom, John.
煤气停了 只有电 Gas is off, electricity's on.
大家不要拘束 Get comfortable while you can.
家具下午就要运走了 The furniture's going this afternoon.
好些年没坐在地板上了 It's been years since I sat on a floor.
我忘了她的名字了 Heh. I can't remember her name.
你还算老实 Eh, it's good for the back.
能练瑜伽吗 Can we do yoga exercises?
可以练密宗瑜伽(男女双修) Tantric yoga, we can.
还要等我们问吗 So you're leaving good old "We teach you"?
你得承认这一切太仓促了 Rather suddenly, you must admit.
说实话吧 约翰 Truth time, John.
有什么困难 Is there a problem?
没有 No.
别来这套 你知道我们会帮你的 Oh, come on, you know we wanna help.
很感激 不过真的... That's appreciated, but really...
没有什么困难 There's no problem.
现在我很好奇了 Well, now I am curious.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
你放弃了教员身份... Givin' up tenure...
挂了十年的教授头衔 a decade of professorship,
还有系里的领导地位 In line to chair the department,
却连去哪里都还没想好 And you don't know where you're going?
我这叫幽居症 Call it cabin fever.
每过一阵子就脚痒 After a while, I get itchy feet.
我以前也干过这事 I've done this before.
不 不可能 你才几岁 怎么可能 No, no, no, you're too young to have done this before.
而他这十年来丝毫不见老 And he hasn't aged a day in ten years.
每个女教员都不惜一切的 Every woman on the faculty
想知道这个秘密 Would give anything to have that secret.
你怎么知道别人跟你想的一样 伊迪丝 Is that what they're after, Edith?
少来了 哈里 Oh, stop, Harry.
你能拉动这个 Wow, can you pull this?
天呐 What the hell?
你都猎杀什么 What do you hunt?
主要是鹿吧 Deer, mostly.
有时也杀熊 Around big bear.
就靠这一弓一箭 With a bow and arrow?
就算有来复枪和瞄准镜 Most people can't bag a deer
大多数人也杀不了一只鹿 With a rifle and a telescopic sight.
不过鹿肉的确好吃 Though, good eatin'.
这是野外最好的游戏 The best wild game.
自然地生活 自然地饮食 Lives naturally, eats naturally.
很不错 Well, it's beautiful.
阿特 Art.
看我的车技能拿个A吗 So, can I get an "a" for awesome?
得了吧 Oh, my gosh.
真好玩 That was fun.
约翰 Hey, John.
你记得琳达吧 上学期上过你的课 You know Linda. You had her last semester.
你好 Hi. Hey.
她已经被我俘虏了 我正要带她回家 She's one of my victims now. I'm taking her home.
她想过来问个好 告个别 She wanted to come by and say hello goodbye.
阿特是不是真像传言中那么严酷 Is Art as tough as I hear?
考古学是很严酷啊 Oh, archaeology's tough.
不过詹金斯博士是个很好的老师 Dr. Jenkins is a fine teacher.
回答得很圆滑 Oh, that's very politic.
千真万确 It's very true. Uh-huh.
给你带着路上看 Something for you to read on the road, pal.
《洞穴的阴影: 与早期人类的共同点》 "Shadows of the cave: parallels to early man."
作者: M·詹金丝 Author: M. Jenkins.
不发表论文就得走人 Publish or perish.
我还是想看看 I'd rather read
省得自己再写一本 谢谢 Than write another one. Thank you.
各位 这是琳达 Oh, everybody, this is Linda.
琳达 见过大家 Linda, this is everybody.
你好 琳达 Linda. Hi.
那么 So.
你要去哪 约翰 别当我们很在乎 Where you going, John, like we give a damn?
我们已经问过了 We've already covered that.
约翰脚痒 John's got itchy feet.
有非处方药能治那个 约翰 There are over-the-counter remedies for that, John.
看来你的确遇到困难了 So there is a problem.
没有 No.
我只是喜欢不定期的移居 I just like to move on now and then.
个人问题 It's a personal thing.
不能说的秘密 Well, not to pry.
很抱歉没什么可以招待的 I'm sorry I don't have more to offer you.
大家只能聊聊天 歇歇脚 Got conversation, some seats for your behinds,
还有... And, uh...
他又在躲我们了 Is he ducking out on us again?
我倒是有这东西 I do have this.
乔尼·沃克的绿牌15年纯麦威士忌 Oh ho ho! Johnny Walker Green!
原来还真是绿色的啊 didn't even know they made it in green.
花了你不少银子吧? What do they pay you?
朋友面前这算不了什么 Nothing is too good for my friends.
不过很抱歉 现在只能用塑料杯了 But I'm sorry... We are down to plastic cups now.
这样的亵渎我还是可以容忍的 That's a sacrilege I'll tolerate.
我来倒酒吧 I will do the honors.
来吧 Oh, come to papa.
杯子 杯子 Ooh! Here, cups, cups.
开始吧 There we go.
站过来 Step on in here.
给你... There ya go...
给主角满上... 可以吗 阿特 one for the birthday boy... Excuse me. Art?
不 我不要 No, not for me.
不 我不喝酒 Oh, no, I don't drink.
我们不会记你违纪的 亲爱的 we're not gonna card you, darling.
好吧 那至少过来举个杯 All right, here, join the circle at least.
让长寿 好运 伴随我们尊敬的朋友 Well, to long life and good fortune... to our esteemed friend...
以及同事 约翰·奥德曼 and colleague, John Oldman.
希望他无论走到哪里 May he find undeserved bliss...
都能得到意外的祝福 wherever he goes.
是啊 是啊 Here, here.
祝你健康(俄语) Skael. Na zdorovye.
干杯 约翰 One off the top, John.
很不错 Mm! Oh, that's good.
约翰 我们都不愿意你走 John, we're all sorry to see you go.
真的 Truly.
好 就这样吧 Okay. Now we're done with that,
那剩下的时间干嘛 What do we do for the rest of the afternoon?
谁能想个好的话题 Anyone got a good topic?
说说这个怎么样 Like this, maybe?
-那是什么 -这是一个鹦鹉喙的錾刀 - What is that? - It's a burin of a parrot beak.
从手法上来看... Inclined chisel point...
可能是前马格德林时期的 probably early magdalenian.
-我能看看吗 -当然 - May I see that? - Sure.
的确 没错 Yes indeed, that's what it is.
錾刀是什么 What's a burin?
錾刀是一种石器 A burin is a flint tool
用来在木头 骨头 特别是鹿角上挖槽 For grooving wood and bone, antlers especially,
用来制作矛和鱼叉 To make spear and harpoon points.
马格德林人并没有使用石器的记载 Magdalenians weren't noted for flint work,
所以这是一个很重要的标本 So this is a very nice specimen.
好吧 马格德林是什么 Okay, what's a magdalenian?
晚期的克鲁玛努人 具体我就不说了 A later Cro-magnon, without gettin' technical.
旧石器时代最后的文明 It's the final culture of the upper paleolithic.
石头要是自己能解释就好了 是吧 阿特 If stones could speak, eh, Art?
你从哪儿搞来那个的 约翰 So where'd you get that, John?
旧货店 信不信由你 只花了两毛五 Believe it or not, from a thrift shop... A quarter.
你运气可真好 You lucky dog!
我也要去淘这种东西 I gotta go digging for this kind of stuff.
能给我... Can I, uh...?
当然 Yeah.
也许... Maybe...
你们这样我很高兴 I'm glad you did this.
怎样 你是说来你这儿 Did what? You mean come over?
也许 Maybe?
当然 Definitely.
谢谢 Gee, thanks.
我们也很高兴 我们也是 Well, so are we. So are we.
我们可不能让你就这么走了 We couldn't let you just run off.
谢谢 Thanks.
到底怎么了 约翰 John, what is up, huh?
你是全美通缉犯吗 Are you on america's most wanted?
我们不会告发你的 We won't turn you in.
是啊 赶紧说吧 Yeah, come on, out with it.
-都是朋友 -爱管闲事的朋友 - You're among friends. - Snoopy friends.
-算了吧 -你在制造悬念 - Forget it. - You are creating the mystery here.
显然你肚子里有话要说 说啊 Obviously, you have something you'd like to say. Say it!
这个 也许我... Well, maybe I...
十 九 八 七... ten, nine, eight, seven...
别这样 哈里 Harry, stop.
这可是你们引诱我说的 There is something I'm tempted to tell you, I think.
我以前从没说过 也不知道说出来会怎样 I've never done this before, and I wonder how it'll pan out.
我想问你们一个傻问题 I wonder if I could ask you a silly question.
我们是老师 约翰 John, we're teachers.
我们每天都在回答傻问题 We answer silly questions all the time.
如果一个人从旧石器时代一直存活到今天 What if a man from the upper paleolithic
你们怎么想 Survived until the present day?
你说存活是什么意思 What do you mean, survived?
从没死过 Never died?
对 他会是什么样 Yes. What would he be like?
我见过这样的人 Well, I know some guys.
你去过奥沙克高原吗(原印第安聚居地) You ever been to the ozarks?
有意思 It's an interesting idea.
怎么 在写科幻小说 What, are you working on a science fiction story?
就算是吧 他会是个怎样的人 Say I am. What would he be like?
估计很累 Pretty tired.
嗯 认真说的话 Well, seriously,
就像阿特的书名一样 As Art's book title suggests,
他应该和我们都一样 He might be like any of us.
丹 一个穴居人能和我们一样 Dan. A caveman?
从解剖学意义上说 Well, there's no anatomical difference
一个克鲁玛努人和我们并没有区别 Between, say, a Cro-magnon and us.
只不过我们会高些 Except that as a rule, we've grown taller.
身高在进化中有什么优势 What's the selective advantage of height?
在很高的草丛中也能看到捕食者 亲爱的 Better to see predators in tall grass, my dear.
实际上 越高越瘦 Actually, tall and skinny...
在温暖的气候里就越能有效的排出体热 radiates heat more effectively in warmer climates.
穴居人也是 And as for neanderthals,
就跟我们见过的类人猿一样 I mean, we've all seen apish people.
直到现在我们仍然拥有这种特征 That strain's still with us.
但他终究是穴居的 But he'd be a caveman.
不 他不会一直这样 No, he wouldn't.
约翰假设的那个人 John's hypothetical man...
已经活了140个世纪 would have lived through 140 centuries...
嗯 差不多 yeah, roughly.
而且一直随着时代在自我改变 and changed with every one of them.
这里假设他有正常智力 I mean, assuming normal intelligence.
我们认为旧石器时代的人 Well, we think men of the upper paleolithic...
跟我们的智力是一样的 were as intelligent as we are.
只是他们知道的不多 They just didn't know as much.
约翰假设的那个人 John's man...
会随着人类的发展懂得越来越多 would have learned as the race learned.
当然 假如那个人有强烈的求知欲 In fact, if he had an inquiring mind,
他的知识将会渊博的令人惊讶 His knowledge might be astonishing.
如果你写好了 一定要给我看看 If you do write that, let me have a look at it.
我敢肯定里面会犯些愚蠢的人类学错误 I'm sure you'll make some anthropological boners.
说定了 It's a deal.
他靠什么生存 What would keep him alive?
听听生物学家怎么说 What does the biologist say?
抽烟咯 Cigarettes.
还有冰淇淋 And ice cream.
好 好 我说 All right, all right. I'll play, I'll play. All right.
从科幻角度来说 Um, in science fiction terms,
我想... I would say...
他靠的是人体细胞的完美再生 perfect regeneration of the body's cells,
特别是关键器官的细胞 Especially in the vital organs.
实际上 从生物学角度来看 Actually, the human body appears designed...
人可以活到190岁左右 to live about 190 years.
我们大多数人都是死于慢性中毒 Most of us just die of slow poisoning.
也许那个人做对了一些... Maybe he did something right,
其他人都做错了的事 Something everybody else in history had done wrong.
比如什么 吃饭 What, like eat the food,
喝水 呼吸空气? drink the water, and breathe the air?
现代社会之前 Prior to modern times,
那些东西都是很纯净的 those were pristine.
我们已经把活动范围扩大到了... We've extended our lifespan in a world that's, uh...
不适宜我们居住的地方 not fit to live in.
你知道 是有这种可能的 You know, it could happen.
胰脏细胞24小时代谢一次 The pancreas turns over cells every 24 hours,
胃壁细胞要三天 The stomach lining in three days,
整个人体需要七天 The entire body in seven years,
但这个进程并不稳定 But the process falters.
废物积累终将导致器官衰败 Waste accumulates, eventually proves fatal to function.
如果那个人的免疫系统很特殊 Now if a quirk in his immune system...
从而能够完美的解毒 led to perfect detox,
完美的再生 那么是的 perfect renewal, then yeah.
他能够躲过衰老 He could duck decay.
我们大家都想这样啊 Mm, that's a secret we'd all love to have.
你们真想那样吗 Would you really want to do that?
活14000年 Live 14,000 years?
这个...如果能保持健康而且不衰老 Well, if I could stay healthy and I didn't age,
为什么不呢 I mean, why not?
是啊 多好的一个学习机会 Yeah. What a chance to learn.
大家饿了吗 Is anyone hungry?
我越想越觉得可能 You know, the more I think about it, yeah, it's possible.
一切皆有可能 不是吗 Anything is possible, right?
毕竟古代视为魔法的东西 现在都成了真 After all, one century's magic, another century's science.
他们不是觉得哥伦布是疯子吗 They thought Columbus was a nut job, right?
还有巴斯德(发明狂犬疫苗) 哥白尼(创立日心说) Pasteur, Copernicus?
阿里斯塔克斯比他早(最早提出日心说) Aristarchus long before that.
我曾有机会和哥伦布一起远航 I had a chance to sail with columbus,
只不过我不喜欢冒险 Only I'm not the adventurous type.
我倒是挺肯定地球是圆的 I was pretty sure the earth was round,
但在那个时候 我仍然以为 But at that point, I still thought
他有可能在某个边缘掉下去... He might fall off an edge someplace...
看看 约翰 look around, John.
我们刚刚都掉下去了 We just did.
我觉得他说了一个笑话 I suppose there's a joke in there somewhere,
但我没听出哪里好笑 But I don't get it.
没有什么好笑的 There's nothing to get.
我们到底在说什么 What are we talking about?
我们刚在说一个 We were just talking about a caveman...
一直活到了现在的穴居人 who survives until the present time.
就像你说的那样 一旦我学会了学习 As you said, what a chance to learn,
这是多好的一个学习机会啊 Once I learned to learn.
你是不是在我们来之前喝了威士忌 Did you start the whiskey before we got here?
就当这是科幻小说吧 Pretend it's science fiction.
想想看 Figure it out.
好 一个很老的克鲁玛努人 Okay, a Very old Cro-magnon...
一直活到了现在 living until the present.
怎么 What?
约翰刚刚承认他14000岁了 John just confided that he's 14,000 years old.
约翰 你最多也就900岁 Oh, John, you don't look a day over 900.
好吧 Okay, okay.
我陪你玩 斯波克(星际迷航中的混血外星人) All right, spock, I'll play your little game.
继续讲笑话 还要抖包袱 What do you want? What's the punch line?
每过十年左右 当人们开始意识到我不会变老 Every ten years or so, when people start to notice I don't age,
我就会离开那个地方 I move on.
很好 反应很快 约翰 That's very good, that's very quick, John.
你写完了一定给我看看 I wanna read that story when you're done.
还要听吗 You want more?
当然 相当有意思 By all means. This is great.
好吧... All right, now...
你说你是一个 So you think that you are a...
克鲁玛努人 a, uh, Cro-magnon.
我也不确定 Well, I didn't learn it in school.
这应该是最接近事实的猜想 That's my best guess,
从考古数据 地图和人类学研究中 Based on archaeological data, maps, anthropological research.
我把从两河流域时期开始的 Since mesopotamia,
最后4000年的事情都串起来了 I've got the last... 4,000 years straight.
你比大多数人都厉害啊 继续 You're ahead of most people, so please, go on.
背景知识你们都知道了 Well, you know the background stuff,
我就长话短说 So I'll make it brief.
在我自称的第一个生命阶段 In what I call my first lifetime,
我活到了35岁 I aged to about 35...
就是现在这样 what you see.
我成了部落的领袖 I ended up leading my group.
因为他们认为我是有魔力的 They saw me as magical.
我甚至都没和别人抢 I didn't even have to fight for it.
之后他们产生了恐惧 把我赶跑了 Then fear came, and they chased me away.
他们认为 They thought that I was
我靠偷窃他们的生命来保持年轻 Stealing their lives away to stay young.
史前版本的吸血鬼神话 The prehistoric origin of the vampire myth.
很好 That is good!
我对最初的一千年 First thousand years,
拥有确切的了解 I didn't know up from sideways.
那你是怎么知道这头一千年的 How do you know the first thousand years?
学术上的猜测 An informed guess, based on what
基于我脑海里残留的记忆 I've learned in my memories.
大多数人都不会记得自己的童年 Most people can scarcely remember their childhood,
但你还保留着那些记忆 but you have memories of that time?
像你们一样 有选择的保留 Like yours, selective.
生命的高潮 低谷 还有创伤 You know, the high points, the low points, traumas.
都会永远留在心底 They stick in the mind forever.
不管是3岁的事还是35岁的事 Put down at 3 or 35,
想起来都还会隐隐作痛 you still feel a twinge.
继续 Go on.
因为我的不死之身 我一直遭到围追 I kept getting chased because I wouldn't die,
所以我学会了加入新的群体 So I got the hang of joining new groups I found.
还学会了定期离开 I also got the idea of periodically moving on.
当然了 也是因为我们是半游牧民族 We were semi-Nomadic, of course,
要随着气候和猎物迁移 Following the weather and the game we hunted.
头两千年很冷 The first 2,000 years were cold.
我们认识到在低海拔区会暖和些 We learned it was warmer at lower elevations.
那是后冰川期吧 我猜 Late glacial period, I assume.
当时的地貌如何 What was the terrain like?
山峦叠嶂 Mountainous.
西部则是大片平原 Vast plains to the west.
西部... 这是你从学校里学的 West...Something you learned in school.
向着日落的方向 Towards the setting sun.
我怀疑我从现在的法国海岸 I suspect I saw the british isles
看到了不列颠群岛 From what is now the french coast.
连绵的大山... Huge mountains...
耸立在深不见底的峡谷的另一侧 on the other side of an enormous deep valley
夕阳在峡谷里投下深深的阴影 That was shadowed by the setting sun.
之后冰川融化了 This is before they were separated...
它们就被升起的海平面从大陆分割开了 from the continent by rising seas, as glaciers melted.
真是那样 That happened?
对 在更新世末期 Yes, the end of the pleistocene.
到现在他说的都很吻合 So far, what he says fits.
是啊 跟任何一本教科书都吻合 Oh, yeah, into any textbook.
我是在书上看到的 And that's where I found it.
如果我没有知识 How can I have knowledgeable recall...
又怎能回忆起这些 if I didn't have knowledge?
都是靠着书本我才回忆起来的 It's all retrospective.
我所做的只能是将回忆和 All I can do is integrate my recollections...
现代的发现进行对比 with modern findings.
穴居人 你是不是要一棒子把我打晕 Caveman, you gonna hit me over the head with a club...
然后拖进卧室 and drag me into the bedroom?
你要是清醒着就更有意思了 You'd be more fun conscious.
约翰 Oh, John.
让我搞清楚一下 Let me get this straight.
我们不是在说轮回吧 We're not talking about reincarnation.
你所说的这些 You're not saying that you remember...
所有的这些回忆 不会是在200个生命里 whatever the hell it would be, 200 separate lifetimes,
生死往复得来的吧 dying and being born again and yada yada?
只一次生命 One lifetime.
活的还真长 Some lifetime.
但也许还是有一点转世的意思 Maybe there is something to this reincarnation thing.
你注定不断的回到人世 You're supposed to come back
不断的学习 Again and again, learn and learn,
约翰 你可能会以某种方式 And somehow, John, you just managed
超越其它任何生命 To bypass all the other bodies.
到底是怎样的 Well, what's the point?
那海洋呢 What about oceans?
很久以后才看到 Didn't see them till much later.
那你怎么区分海洋和湖泊 So how would you know an ocean from a lake?
很高的浪头... 还有其它一些特征 Big waves... Something else.
我只能从回忆中推测 I can only surmise in retrospect.
你不对世界的本源感到好奇么 Were you curious about where it all came from?
我们会仰望星空 发出疑问 We would look up at the sky and wonder.
"天上一定有神仙 "There's gotta be some big guys up there.
要不怎么会有地上的这一切" What else made all this down here?"
一开始我以为 At first I thought...
自己有毛病 there was something wrong with me...
也许因为不死 我成了一个坏人 Maybe I was a bad guy for not dying.
之后我又怀疑自己是被诅咒了 Then I began to wonder if I was cursed...
也或许得到了祝福 or perhaps blessed.
然后我想也许我肩负使命 Then I thought maybe I had a mission.
你现在还这么想吗 Do you still think you do?
天机难测噢 God works in mysterious ways.
我想大概正好落到我头上了吧 I think I just happened.
你好 Hello?
什么事 艾莉 Yes, ellie?
怎么了 What's wrong?
珊迪 Sandy?
来了 Coming.
怎么 Yeah?
这里有艾莉的期中考卷吗 Do we have ellie's midterm here?
有 抱歉 Yeah, sorry.
跟期刊放在一起了 I picked it up with the periodicals.
拿到了 Got it.
没有 你担心父母 No, you're worried about your parents?
不 不用担心 Don't... Don't worry.
你过了 C+ You passed, c+.
照顾好自己 Take care of yourself.
好孩子 Good kid.
医学预科生为什么要学历史 What does pre-Med need with history?
知道了 Got it.
谢谢 Thank you.
抱歉 各位 Sorry, guys.
约翰 请继续说 John, please continue.
拜托 我以为都说完了 Come on, I thought we were done with that.
不 继续 很有意思 No! Let's go on with it. It's interesting.
而且我觉得他说得挺有道理 Besides, I think he's making a certain amount of sense.
就像黑格尔一样 从荒诞的前提推出逻辑 Like hegel... Logic from absurd premises.
梵高的那幅画 That Van Gogh?
是他给我的 He gave it to me.
我那时候叫雅克·波恩 I was, uh, jacque bourne at the time,
养猪农民 A pig farmer.
猪农 A pig farmer?
我喜欢用双手劳动 I like to work with my hands.
他经常去我那里作画 He would come out to the place, paint.
我们讨论如何将自然捕捉到艺术品中 We talked about capturing nature in Art.
特纳 塞尚 毕沙罗 Turner, cezanne, pissarro.
还有诺尔德的风景画 Oh, the nolde landscapes.
他不是梵高那个时期的人 Not in Van Gogh's time.
否则梵高肯定会很喜欢他的作品 He would have loved them, though.
是的 Yes.
不过我不明白 Well, I don't understand
你为什么不记得来自哪里 Why you can't remember where you're from.
地理又没有变化 Geography hasn't changed.
这是我从... I learned that in...
韩森教授乏味的课堂上学到的 Professor hensen's tepid lectures.
但你说得没错 But you're right.
你五岁的时候住在哪里 Where did you live when you were five years old?
小石城 Little rock.
你妈妈带你去菜市场 Your mother, she took you to the market?
在哪个方向 What direction was it?
-我是说市场相对于你家 -不知道 - From your house. - I don't know.
-多远 -三个街区吧 - How far? - Um, three blocks.
你记不记得路上什么参照物 Were there any references that stuck in your mind?
有个加油站 还有大片田地 Well, there was a gas station and a big field.
妈妈不让我自己去 I was told I could never go there alone.
那如果你今天回到那里 And if you went back there today,
还会是一样的吗 Would it be the same?
不会 我敢肯定完全不同了 高楼耸立 No. I'm sure it's all different and built up.
所以有句老话 "沧海桑田" Thus the saying... "You can't go home again"
因为已经不一样了 Because it isn't there anymore.
我的情况则是 Picture it on my scale...
我在一望无垠的平原上四处移居 I migrated through an endless flat space...
新事物层出不穷 full of endless new things...
森林 群山 冻土 峡谷 Forests, mountains, tundra, canyons.
我在记忆中看到那些东西 My memory sees what I saw then.
眼里看到的却是高速公路和城区 My eye sees freeways, urban sprawl,
埃菲尔铁塔下的麦当劳 Big macs under the eiffel tower.
早些时候 世界越变越大 Early on, the world got bigger and bigger,
之后... And then...
我想我必须重写那些记忆 think what I've had to unlearn.
现在你又必须离开了 And now you're moving on.
像你所说 一旦有人 开始议论我的不老之颜 As you've said, there's talk of my not aging,
我就必须离开 And when that happens, I move on.
这么说来 你就必须换一个身份 Well, it might make sense to set up your next identity,
计划好下一个十年 然后开始适应 Your next ten years, and then just drop into it.
我已经这么做过几次了 I've done that a few times,
甚至装成我儿子 even passed as my own son.
"你也是工程师啊 "Oh, you're an engineer, too?
原来你是本的儿子 他是个好人" You're ben's son. He was a good man."
这样能避免很多麻烦 Saves trouble with credentials and references.
当然 我也搞砸过几次 On the other hand, I've been busted a few times.
1862年在比利时蹲了一年监狱 Spent a year in jail, Belgium, 1862...
我不会忘记那段经历的 I won't forget that...
我伪造了政府申请表 For faking a government application.
你什么时候来的美国 When'd you come to america?
1890年 就在梵高逝世之后 1890, right after Van Gogh's death,
跟一些法国移民来的... With some french immigrants...
继续我的生活 moving on.
你回答了所有的问题 An answer for every question.
但还有一个 约翰 Except one, John.
你为什么告诉我们 Why're you doing this?
突发奇想 也许不是个好主意 A whim. Maybe not such a good idea.
我... I...
我想以真实的身份向你们告别 wanted to say goodbye to you as me,
而不是你们所认识的那个我 Not what you thought I was.
既然这不是笑话 Well, since this isn't funny,
那我们觉得你就有麻烦了 We think you might have a problem.
很大的麻烦 A very serious problem.
我要去搬箱子了 I've got boxes to move.
我来帮你 I'll give you a hand.
没有什么遗迹或者手工制品 Wouldn't you have some relic, an artifact...
能让你想起早年的生活吗 to remind you of your early life?
比如这个 Like this, maybe?
旧货店 Thrift shop.
真的 Really.
如果你活了一百...一千年 If you lived 100... 1,000 years...
你会不会还带着这个 would you still have this?
你为什么要保存它 What would cause you to keep it?
纪念你的起源 As a memento to your beginnings,
甚至你根本就没有意识到起源这个概念 Even if you didn't have the concept of beginnings?
它肯定会丢的 It would be gone, lost.
不 No.
我没有什么手工艺品 I don't have artifacts.
给你了 Keep that.
有意思 Interesting.
你本可以撒谎的 You could have lied about that.
我不在的时候不要讨论我 Don't talk about me while I'm gone.
他认真的? Is he serious?
如果真是这样 我恐怕他... If he is, I'm sorry to say he's...
他怎么可能把这个秘密保守了十年 oh, how could he have concealed that for ten years?
至少他看起来不危险 Least he doesn't appear to be dangerous.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
看看有没有隐藏的麦克风 Checkin' for a hidden mic.
或者偷拍摄像头 Candid camera.
这些都是他编出来的 He's fabricating these wild stories.
我从没见过他这样 I've never seen him acting like this.
太疯狂了 Oh, it's crazy.
好吧 好吧 你尽快 All right, all right, as soon as you can, then.
知道吗 我爱你 I love you, you know.
我知道 I know.
来办公室第一周就爱上你了 Since my first week at the office.
你呢 And?
我很在乎你 I care very much about you,
但现在你知道事实了 But now you know what you'd be getting into.
你真觉得自己是个穴居人吗 Do you really think you're a caveman?
你觉得呢 Do you?
你能爱我吗 Could you love me,
还是你已经不再相信爱情了 Or don't you believe in that anymore?
我经历过太多次了 I've gotten over it too many times.
我喜欢你... Fond of you...
当然我被你吸引住了 certainly attracted to you.
就这样 That's it?
我能接受 I can work with that.
如果我所说不假 If what I'm saying is true,
你和你的孩子会老去 而我不会 You and any children will age. I won't.
终将有一天 我会离去 And one day I'll leave.
这就是老夫少妻的浪漫 You'll go back to your May-December romances.
事实很简单 我不能承诺你永远 The simple fact is that I can't give you forever.
永远是多久 How long's forever?
又有谁得到过 Who ever really has it?
我父母在我出生前就离异了 My parents split up before I was born,
我母亲改嫁 但婚姻只持续了三年 And then my mom's next marriage lasted what, a whole three years?
然后又是生老病死 都是上帝的意志... Then there's death, illness, acts of god...
没人知道他们的生命有多长久 no one knows how long they have.
或多短暂 Or how little.
我爱你 I love you.
你想从我这里拿走什么都可以 Take whatever you can get.
比如一个十年 Like ten years?
为什么这么做 Why did you do that?
想看看你有多快 测试一下反应速度 I wanted to see how fast you were. Check your reflexes.
我脑袋后面可没长眼睛 I don't have eyes in the back of my head,
我也听不到跳蚤的脚步声 I can't hear a flea walking,
我绝非什么超人 I am not in any way superman.
我可是黑带二段呢 Well, I'm a second-degree black belt.
多练一千年再来吧 Give it another thousand years.
好好 行了行了 Well. I got it, I got it, I got it.
天呐 Jesus.
满意了吧 哈里 Smooth demonstration, Harry.
坐过来 丹 Sit on it, Dan.
我还有问题 I still have questions.
我也有 约翰 I-I do too, John.
我是说 史前部分讲完了吗 I mean, are we done with prehistory yet?
你还记得一开始你用的语言吗 Remember any of your original language?
一点点 惟一没有改变的就是... A little. One thing hasn't changed much...
有做过洞穴壁画吗 Did you ever do any cave Art?
你知道埃齐斯镇壁画 Do you know the rock Art at les eyzies?
那是一个叫做... It was the work of a man named...
吉哈的人的作品 他擅长这个 giraud. He did a pretty good job.
他能画出那些 我们想找来吃的动物 He would draw the animals that we hoped to find to eat.
有一天我们打猎毫无所获 One day after a fruitless hunt,
因为找不到他画的动物 Our chief stomped his teeth out
酋长把他的牙齿打掉了 Because his magic had failed him.
之后他只能靠别人咀嚼食物喂他 After that, someone had to chew his food for him.
再后来 他的... 我想应该是 Finally, he got... I suspect...
下颚受感染了 An infected jaw,
于是他被抛弃了 And he was abandoned.
真可怕 That's awful.
你得清楚该猎杀什么 You have to know what to kill.
难道这就是你所有的学生 Is this why all your students...
都觉得你知识渊博的原因吗 say your knowledge of history is... so amazing?
不 我所知道的大多是研究而来 No, that's mostly based on study.
记着 这只是某个时期某个地点 Remember, it's one man, one place at a time,
我一个人 My solitary viewpoint...
对我几乎一无所知的世界的观点 of a world I knew almost nothing about.
那我们谈谈 你声称了解的东西 Well, let's talk about what you say you do know about...
历史时期 Historical times.
别怂恿他 Don't encourage him.
伊迪丝 Edith.
之后几千年 气候变暖了 Next few thousand years, it got warmer.
几千年... A few thousand years...
看 我知道你已经在猜测了 See, now, I know you're guessing.
都过了这么久了 阿特 You can't get there from here, Art.
好吧 请继续 Well then, pray, continue.
我们猎杀驯鹿 猛犸 We hunted reindeer, mammoths...
野牛 野马 Bison, horses,
随着气候的变化 你们越走越北 The game retreated northward as the climate changed,
你们学会了种植粮食 而不只是采集他们 You got the idea of growing food rather than gathering it,
驯养动物而不是猎杀他们 Raising animals rather than hunting them.
这里是不是越来越暖和了 我想是的 Am... Am I getting warm, here? I bet I am.
大家开始依湖而居 捕鱼 打鸟 得了吧 Lakeside living becomes commonplace, fishing, fowling... Come on!
这都是教科书上的东西 John, this is out of any textbook.
甚至你的书里也写了 Even yours.
你说的大都正确 You got most of it right.
最终我向东而行 Eventually I headed to the east.
我对世界越发的好奇 I'd grown curious about the world.
我不再独行 I'd gotten the hang of going it alone,
而是学会需要时融入人群 Learning how to fit in when I wanted to.
东方 East.
向着太阳升起的地方 Towards the rising sun?
对 我想那边会暖和一些 Yes. I thought it might be warmer there.
这时我看到了海洋 That's when I saw an ocean.
应该是地中海 The mediterranean, probably.
那大约是在青铜时代早期 It was around the beginning of the bronze age,
我沿着东方的贸易线路行走 So I followed the trade routes from the east,
铜 锡 还学了他们的语言 Copper, tin, learning languages as I went.
一路上到处是造物奇迹 Everywhere, creation myths,
各种神灵 如此之多 又如此不同 New gods, so many, so different.
最终我意识到 这样做是毫无意义的 I finally realized that it was... probably all hogwash,
所以我当了两千年的苏美尔人 So I was sumerian for 2,000 years,
也就是后来汉摩拉比法典下的巴比伦人 Then finally babylonian under hammurabi.
那是个伟人 Great man.
后来我又作为腓尼基人航行了一段时间 And I sailed as a phoenician for a time.
作为猎人是很容易移居的 See, moving on had been easier as a Hunter-Gatherer...
但村庄出现之后就难了 difficult when villages emerged,
在集权的城市里也是 Tougher still in city states where authority was centralized.
陌生人总是被人怀疑 Strangers were suspect.
不过我仍然不停的移居 It seemed as though I was always moving on.
我还学会了新的伎俩 I learned some new tricks...
有几次甚至还装死 Even faked my death a couple of times.
我继续东行 I continued east...
到了印度 To india,
很幸运赶上了佛祖的时代 Luckily at the time of the Buddha.
很幸运 Luckily.
他是我所遇见过的最特别的人 Most extraordinary man I've ever known.
他教了我很多从没想到过的东西 He taught me things i'd never thought about before.
你跟随... 佛祖学习 You studied... with the Buddha?
直到他死去 Until he died.
他知道我有点与众不同 He knew there was something different about me.
但我从没告诉过他 I never told him.
真是令人着迷 This is fascinating.
真希望你说的是实话 I almost wish it were true.
如果是真的 你为什么要告诉我们 Yeah, if it was true, why are you telling us?
我是说 我们带着秘密离去 I mean, we might leave here today,
可能会到处散布 Go out there, tell everybody.
它会在人们的疑问中被淡忘的 It would vanish in disbelief.
房间里讲的故事 A story that goes around the room.
没有可信性 No credibility.
就算我现在让你们相信了 Even if I could make you believe me,
过了一个月 你们又会怀疑 In a month, you wouldn't.
你们可能觉得我精神有问题 Some of you would call me a psychopath,
也可能因为这个毫无意义的笑话而恼怒 Others would be angry at a pointless joke.
已经有人生气了 Some of us are angry now.
我真不该这样 This... This was a bad idea.
我爱你们 不想让你们经历任何不快 Uh, I love you all, and I do not want to put you through anything.
那你干吗还这么做 Then why are you doing it?
因为我想说再见... 'Cause I wanted to say goodbye...
以真实的你说出来 As yourself.
我想你已经做到了 无论你所说的自我指什么 I think you've done that, whoever that self is.
冷静 伊迪丝 Easy, Edith.
我们只是在给他打分 We're just grading his homework.
我发现了 你在做好人 丹 I see what's going on. You're playing the good cop, Dan.
没问题 你继续 That's fine. Just enjoy it.
但我觉得我们一直都在说废话 All right, I think this whole thing is just a crock!
我本该走了 但还不是时候 I should leave, but I'm gonna stay.
知道为什么吗 我想把事情弄清楚 You know why? 'Cause I wanna see what this is all about.
我也是 这到底是怎么回事 So do I. What is this all about?
让我们问问刚到的弗洛伊德博士 Let's ask Dr. Freud, who's just arrived.
威尔 威尔 Hey, will! Will!
你好 阿特 Art. Hey.
约翰 John!
很高兴没来晚 I'm glad I caught you.
有人告诉我你要走... Someone mentioned that you were leaving...
我给你打过电话 留了言的 Called you, told you that I've lost it.
很高兴你能来 事情的发展出乎意料 Glad you're here. Things are going in unexpected directions.
我也是这么听说的 Yes, so I hear.
饿吗 Are you hungry?
谢谢 不饿 Uh, thank you, no.
-喝威士忌吗 -乔尼沃克的绿牌威士忌 - Whiskey? - Johnny walker green.
当然 Oh, yes.
-你看起来很面熟啊 -琳达·墨菲 - You look very familiar, my dear. - Linda murphy.
我上您周二的心理课 格鲁伯博士 I'm in your tuesday psych 1 class, Dr. Gruber.
看来我以后上这门课 要格外注意了 Ah, well, this lesson may be something i could not have imagined.
那我就不客套了 约翰 I regret being so obvious about this, John,
大家都很关心你 But these people are all very concerned for you.
是啊 我正在剪纸恐龙呢 Yes, I'm cutting out paper dinosaurs.
要是我一开始在这就好了 I really wish I'd been here from the beginning.
我也是 Me too.
我想说几句 Let me just say something right now.
显然目前的情况下 There's absolutely no way in the whole world
约翰不可能有办法证实他所说的话 For John to prove this story to us,
而我们也无法反驳 Just like there's no way for us to disprove it.
不论我们觉得如何荒唐 No matter how outrageous we think it is,
也不论某些人觉得自己知识有多渊博 No matter how highly trained some of us think we are,
都不可能将他驳倒 There's absolutely no way to disprove it.
我们这位朋友不是穴居人 就是骗子 要么走火入魔了 Our friend is either a caveman, a liar, or a nut.
所以我们与其怀疑 不如就让他说下去 So while we're thinking about that, why don't we just go with it?
我的意思是 鬼知道呢 I mean, hell, who knows,
也许他能说服我们 He might jolt us into believing him,
也许我们也能把他拉回现实 Or we might jolt him back to reality.
-说服我们 -谁的现实世界 - Believing? - Whose reality?
这么说... 你是个穴居人 So... you're a caveman.
对 Yes.
我想我曾经是个克鲁玛努人 uh, I was a Cro-magnon, I think.
你还不知道自己是不是穴居人 You don't know if you're a caveman or not?
不 这点我确信 No, I'm sure about that.
那就算是克鲁玛努人了 A Cro-magnon, then.
你什么时候意识到这一点的 When did you first realize this?
当克鲁玛努人第一次被确认的时候 When the Cro-magnon was first identified,
当人类学家给了他们一个名字的时候 When anthropology gave them a name,
我就有了自己的名字 I had mine.
请继续 Well, please continue.
我想你应该还有话要说 I'm sure you must have more to say.
我能躺在沙发上吗 Would you like me to lie on the couch?
随你便 as you wish.
作为一名医生 我很好奇 As a physician, I'm curious.
你在你描述的漫长的生命中 In this enormous lifetime you describe,
-是否曾经病过 -当然了 数不胜数 - Have you ever been ill? - Sure, as much as anyone.
重病呢 Seriously ill?
也有过 Sometimes.
什么病 你知道么 Of what? Do you know?
史前时期我就说不准了 In prehistory, I can't tell you.
也许得过一两次肺炎 Maybe pneumonia once or twice.
最近几百年 Last few hundred years,
我得过伤寒 黄热病 I've gotten over typhoid, yellow fever,
天花... 在黑死病中幸存了下来 Smallpox... I survived the black plague.
黑死病 Bubonic?
那太可怕了 Oh, that's terrible.
比史书记载的可怕多了 More so than history describes.
还有天花... 但你身上没有疤痕 And smallpox... But you're not scarred.
我不会结疤 I don't scar.
这不可能 约翰 No, John, that is not possible.
拜托 请让我们暂且从表面上 Please, let's take John's story at face value...
接受约翰的故事 不要深究 and explore it from that perspective.
和故事的其它部分相比 不结疤算不上稀奇 If he doesn't scar, it's no stranger than the rest.
约翰 请你一定要来我的实验室 John, would you please stop by my lab,
让我这个生物学家朋友给你做几个测试 Suffer a few tests from your friendly neighborhood biologist.
我对实验室有点戒心 I'm leery of labs.
怕进去了就要被关上一千年 Afraid I might go in and stay for a thousand years...
被抽烟的家伙研究个不停 while cigarette smoking men try to figure me out.
你的意思不会是说我要出卖你吧 You don't think that I would betray you?
隔墙有耳 Walls have ears.
医学测试也许是你证明自己的一种方式 Medical tests might be a way of proving what you say.
我不想证明什么 I don't wanna prove it.
照你这么说 你告诉了我们 So you're telling us this, the yarn of the century,
这么震撼的故事 却不在乎我们是否相信 And you don't care if we believe it or not?
我想我没有想让你相信 I guess I shouldn't have expected you to.
你们可不像你们眼中的我那么疯狂 You're not as crazy as you think I am.
阿门 Amen.
我一直很喜欢你 I've always liked you.
为什么 谢谢 亲爱的 Why, thank you, dear.
不过我现在改变看法了 Now that's changing.
显然你不会相信这一派胡言 Surely you don't believe this nonsense.
我想对于我们熟识和信任的人 I think we should remain courteous to someone
应该保留起码的礼节吧 Who we've known and trusted, Edith.
既然你坐在这 又无力反驳 Here you sit... You can't break his story.
就只能私下里蔑视他 All you can do is thumb your nose at it.
你是不是就这样 约翰 Is that what you're doing, John?
在心里嘲笑大伙儿 Are you laughing at us inside?
我不希望你有这种感觉 I wish you didn't feel that way.
你所说的与常识相抵触 What you're saying... It offends common sense.
相对论和量子力学也是如此 So does relativity, quantum mechanics...
这都是自然界的事实 That's the way nature works.
但你所说的和我们所知的自然并不相符 But your story doesn't fit into nature as we know it.
但我们的所知如此浅薄 丹 But we know so little, Dan.
如此的浅薄 We know so little.
你们有多少人能说出五个 How many of you know five geniuses...
在自己的领域里见解不同 in your field that you disagree with...
甚至想掐死的人 one you would like to strangle?
全掐死 Strangle them all.
我最不能忍的就是 哈里的那些白痴笑话 It's bad enough we have to listen to Harry's idiotic jokes.
十分感谢 伊迪丝 Thank you very much, Edith.
也许我110岁的时候能和你一样聪明 Maybe when I'm 110, I'll be as smart as you are.
就算你活到约翰那个岁数 If you lived as long as John did,
也还是长不大 You still wouldn't grow up.
别这样了 冷静点 Come on, guys. Take it easy.
这辈子能有几次机会 How often do we get to meet someone...
能碰到自称来自石器时代的人 who says he's a stone age man?
一次就够了 Well, once is enough.
伊迪丝 Edith.
行了 以你这样的心智 All right. A guy with your mind...
一定学了很多东西 You'd have studied a great deal.
我有十个学位 包括你们任何人的... I have ten degrees, including all of yours...
除了你的 威尔 except yours, will.
这让我觉得自己真渺小 That makes me feel a trifle lilliputian.
一共花了170年 That's over the span of 170 years.
我1840年在牛津拿到了生物学学位 I got my biology degree at oxford in 1840,
当然我已经落后于时代了 So I'm a little behind the times.
其他几门学科也是 The same in other areas I can't keep up...
我无法跟上新的知识 with the new stuff that comes along.
没人能做到 No one can.
专家也不例外 Not even in their specialty.
别再讲这些关于不朽的 So much for the myth
智慧超群 无所不知的谬论了 Of the super-wise, all-knowing immortal.
我明白你的意思了 约翰 I see your point, John.
不管一个人活了多久 No matter how long a man lives,
他都无法超越他所处的时代 He can't be in advance of his times.
他不可能比这个族群 最优秀的人知道得更多 He can't know more than the best of the race knows,
如果是这样的话 当世人都知道地球为圆的时候 If that...I mean, when the world learned it was round,
你也才明白 You learned it.
我也不是马上知道的 It took some time.
那个年代消息传播得很慢 News traveled slowly...
通讯手段落后 before communications were fancy.
而且还有社会上的桎梏 There were social obstacles,
比如偏见 比如来自教会的阻力 Preconceptions, screams from the church.
十个博士学位 Ten doctorates.
很厉害啊 你每个都教过 That's impressive, John. Did you teach them?
一部分吧 Some.
你们也都能做到 You might have all done the same.
虽然我活了14000年 但这并不代表我是个天才 Living 14,000 years didn't make me a genius.
我有的只是时间 I just had time.
时间 Time.
看不着 听不到 We can't see it, we can't hear it,
无法称重 也无法在实验室里度量 We can't weigh it, we can't measure it in a laboratory.
时间只是我们对自己前后变化的主观感受 It's a subjective sense of becoming
前一纳秒我们是怎样的 What we are instead of what we were a nanosecond ago,
后一纳秒我们又会怎样 Becoming what we will be in another nanosecond.
霍皮人将时间视为一种景观 The hopis see time as a landscape,
它存在于我们之前和之后 Existing before and behind us,
我们移动 在时间中移动 And we move... We move through it,
一片一片的穿越它 Slice by slice.
钟表能度量时间 Clocks measure time.
不 它们度量的是自己 No, they measure themselves.
一个钟的客观参照物只是另一个钟 The objective referent of clock is another clock.
很有趣 但这跟约翰什么关系 How very interesting. What has it got to do with John?
我在想 也许他生活在 Oh, he...He might be a man...
我们所知的时间之外 who lives outside of time as we know it.
对 那么 Yes, uh, well.
这年头很多人都会把枪带在身上 People do go around armed these days.
如果我向你开枪 约翰 你会是不死之身吗 If I shot you, John... You're immortal?
你能活下来吗 Would you survive this?
我从没说过我不会死 只是很老而已 I never said I was immortal, just old.
我会死 I might die.
但你也会在余生中 And then you could wonder...
痛苦的思索当初为什么要这么做 the rest of your incarcerated life what you shot.
可以吗 Well, uh, may I?
要真是枪就好了 Preferable to a gun.
威尔 你有点过了 Will, that was a bit much.
书 Books.
博士学位证 Doctorates.
是啊 你长大了 改变了 Yes, you have grown and changed.
但人总是本性难移 But there is always innate nature.
如果每天坐在院子里 你会不会更舒服 Wouldn't you be more comfortable squatting in the backyard?
我有时会这样的 威尔 仰望星空 Sometimes I do, will. Look up at the stars.
惊叹 Wonder.
那原始人怎么看这些 And what did primitive man make of them?
一个很大的谜团 A great mystery.
天上有很多神 There were gods up there then.
这是了解他们的巫师告诉我们的 Shamans who knew about them told us.
他们现在仍然这么认为 They still do.
你是否曾想过这一切会终结 Have you ever wished it would end?
没有 No.
一万四千年 Fourteen thousand years.
伤痛 疾病 灾难 Injuries, illness, disasters.
你全都幸存下来了 You've survived them all.
你真的很幸运 You're a very lucky man.
请进 Come in.
约翰·奥德曼 John Oldman?
是的 Yes.
我们是慈善组织的 来拿家具 Charity now. We're here to pick up the furniture.
都是你们的了 It's all yours.
来 搬椅子 我去角落里喝酒 Here, take this chair. I'm gonna go drink in the corner.
你打算捐掉这些 You're, uh... you're donating it?
所有的? Everything?
我还会有更多 I'll get more.
你总是这么轻装上路 Do you always travel this light?
只有这样才能移居 It's the only way to move.
你... Oh, you...
你给我们讲了这么多 You've talked a good deal...
关于你自己的故事 about your extraordinary amount of living.
你是怎么看待死亡的 约翰 What do you think of dying, John?
你惧怕死亡吗 Do you fear death?
谁不怕 Who wouldn't?
原始人如何看待死亡 How did primitive man regard death?
我们的认识很实际 Well, we had the practical concept.
有人走着走着停下来 You know, we stopped,
跌倒 再也没起来 Fell down, didn't get up,
然后开始散发恶臭 腐烂 Started to smell bad, come apart.
我们可以理解外伤 Injuries we could understand...
比如某人的内脏跑了出来 If someone's insides were all over the ground.
但是感染... 是我们无法理解的谜团 Infections... they were, uh, mysterious.
至于衰老... Aging...
更是谜中之谜 the biggest mystery of all.
你意识到自己与众不同了 You realized you were different.
花了很多时间才认识到自己的与众不同 Longer to realize how I was different,
我在寻找一种 将经验变为自己观点的方法 To find a way to synthesize my experience into a view of myself.
一开始 我还以为 At first, I thought everybody had...
别人都有问题 something wrong with them.
他们衰老 死亡 动物也是... They got old and they died, animals, too...
但我不会 but not me.
请原谅我 亲爱的 Oh, forgive me, my dear.
你过得很简单 You live simply.
我有过自己的城堡 但作为一个四处游荡的人 I've owned castles, but why leave a lot...
我并没有将它留给谁 if you're always leaving?
我也有钱 I have money.
怎么 你五毛钱买入AT&T的股票 What, you get into at&t at 50 cents, John?
随着岁数的增大 As one grows older,
时间流逝得越来越快 The days, weeks, months go by more quickly.
那么一天 一年 What does a day or a year...
或者一个世纪 对你来说意味着什么 or a century mean to you?
生死轮转呢 The birth-death cycle?
动荡 Turbulence.
我遇到某个人 I meet someone,
知道了他的名字 说了几句话 然后他就死了 Learn their name, say a word, they're gone.
其他人就像海浪 潮来潮去 Others come like waves. Rise, fall.
又像麦浪 随风飘拂 Ripples in a wheat field, blown by the wind.
你就没感觉到累过吗 Do you ever get tired of it all?
我时常感到厌烦 I get bored now and then.
人们总是重复一些愚蠢的错误 They keep making the same stupid mistakes over and over.
于是你就觉得 跟这个种族有了隔阂 Then you see yourself as separate from the rest of humanity.
我不是那个意思 I didn't mean it that way.
不过当然... But of course...
我是这么想的 I am.
那么当你看着熟识的人 Are you comfortable knowing that you have lived...
一个一个地死去 while everyone you knew... Everyone you knew, John!...
你觉得好受吗 Has died?
对于失去朋友我感到很遗憾 I've regretted losing people...
我时常这样 often.
那你是否会感觉内疚 Have you ever felt guilt about that...
那种类似幸存者对逝者的内疚 Something akin to survivor's guilt?
从严格的心理学意义上来说 In the strict psychological sense?
我想我有 I suppose I have.
是的 Yeah.
但我又能怎样 But what can I do about it?
的确 Indeed.
打扰了 女士 I'm sorry, ma'am.
先生们 Gentlemen, I'm...
这沙发我要留着 I'm gonna keep the couch.
谢谢 Thanks.
-女士们 威尔 -不用... - Ladies? Will? - Oh, no...
你心脏不好 不要客气 you've got a heart condition. Don't grump about it.
不如换个话题吧 威尔 Hey, how about changing the subject, Will?
不要再说死亡了 Enough with the... With the dying.
可这是他选择的话题 哈里 But this is the flip side of his coin, Harry.
对于他的感受 我很好奇 I'm very curious to know his feelings.
要不要让我问问他的父亲 Would you prefer I asked him about his father?
我以为你会从"谈谈你的母亲吧"开始 I thought you always started with "Tell me about your mother."
是的 但史前时期是父系氏族 Yes, but prehistory was strongly patriarchal.
所以你肯定记得你的父亲 Surely you remember your father.
我大约记得一张轮廓 I seem to remember a figure,
也许是哥哥 也许是长辈 Perhaps an older brother, a social father, maybe.
无所谓了 Well, no matter.
我都几乎记不清我父亲的长相了 I can scarcely remember mine.
约翰 你会不会觉得 生命中有一段真空 Do you feel a vacancy in your life about that, John,
而你希望用 Something you wish could be filled...
一张脸 一个声音 一个影像来填满它 by a face, a voice, an image?
现在不会了 Not at this late date.
一定会有一些人... 也许很多人 There must be someone... Probably many...
是你所珍惜的 That you valued intensely.
所挚爱的 Loved.
你看到他们老去 死亡 You saw them age and die...
朋友 同事 或者妻子 A friend, a colleague, a wife.
当然你肯定有过妻子和孩子吧 Certainly you've had wives and children?
我会选择离开 I'd move on.
我必须离开 I had to move on.
估计你是史上重婚次数最多的人了 Making him history's biggest bigamist.
你是否有过这种想法 Have you ever in your life thought...
"死去的应该是我" "It should have been me"?
也许吧 Maybe.
嗯 阿特告诉过我 你早前的同伴害怕 Yeah, Art has told me that some of your early fellows...
你偷走了他们的生命 feared you were stealing their lives.
你有没有想过这也许是真的 Have you thought that perhaps you were?
也许你就是 Perhaps you are!
总有这样的传说 There have always been legends of such a thing,
一种类人的生物 A creature not quite human
吸的不是人血 而是别人的魂魄 Taking not the blood, but the life force itself?
天呐 威尔 My god, will.
也许是无意识的 Unconsciously, perhaps,
但却通过某种生理的或是心理的机能 By some biological or psychic mechanism...
我们只能这样猜测 that we can only guess at.
我不是说你是有意为之 I'm not saying you would do such a thing deliberately.
我也不是说你知道如何... I'm not saying that you would even know how to...
你不知道吧 would you?
但这样公平吗 But would such a thing be fair?
现在你相信我了 So you believe me now?
我只是在思考你说过的话 I'm only exploring what you have said.
我信不信又有什么意义 Whether I believe it or not is of no importance.
我们会死去... We will die...
而你不会 you will live.
你会参加我的葬礼吗 约翰 Will you come to my funeral, John?
威尔... Hey, will...
你说得太多了 you've gone too far.
约翰并没有要求成为现在这样 John didn't ask to be what he is.
但我们也没有要求听他讲这些 And we did not ask to hear about it.
但如果这一切属实 But if it were true,
谁敢说自己不会羡慕 Is there one among us who would not feel envy,
甚至有一点恨他 Even perhaps a touch of hatred?
你自己告诉我们的 约翰 You told us of yourself, John.
你能想像我们的感受吗 Can you imagine how we feel?
这我从没想过 I never thought of that.
既然你可能不会死 Since you may not die,
而我们都难逃一死... While we most assuredly will...
这一定有原因吧 there must be a reason for that, no?
也许你是专家 Perhaps you are an expert.
我弄完了 奥德曼先生 再见 Uh, that's it, Mr. Oldman. Have a good one.
谢谢你 再见 Thank you. You too.
或者你是吸血鬼 约翰 Or are you a vampire, John?
甚至自己也茫然不知 Even an unknowing one.
你是否会神采奕奕地高高站在 Do you stand alive and tall...
自己堆建的坟前? in a graveyard that you helped to fill?
这太过分了 That's going too far.
你百无聊赖 也许感到孤寂 因为你的心 Bored, perhaps lonely, because your heart...
无法留存住珍爱的事物 cannot keep its treasures.
这就是你的所作所为 Is that what you're doing?
你一直延续着错误的生命 Have you led a wrongful life?
这样的话 也许... Well, then, perhaps...
你的死期到了 it is time to die.
等等 Wait a minute, now.
听着 我不知道约翰在干什么 Look, I don't know what John is doing,
可我一点也不赞赏你的举动 But I sure as hell don't like what you're doing.
把枪给我 否则我会拧断你手臂 Give me that gun or I'm gonna break your goddamn arm.
你口气真像足球教练 丹 You sound like our football coach, Dan.
你觉得如何 约翰 What do you think, John?
给你手臂来一枪 A shot to the arm?
也许我们可以看着它自愈 Perhaps we could watch it heal.
或者给你脑袋来一枪 A bullet in the head...
到底会发生什么 What exactly will happen?
我还要去修改论文 I have papers to correct.
尽管我厌恶这活儿 As much as I dislike that job,
可比起这个 它让人舒服多了 It'll be preferable to this.
这儿随你们便了 I leave you with it.
我的天哪 Jesus Christ.
这一切到底是怎么回事 What the hell was that all about?
他哪儿弄来的枪 Where'd he get a gun?
他把你的命捏在了手里 约翰 He had you on the ropes, John.
你真有那么机敏吗 Are you really so damn smart?
这可不像威尔的一贯作风 It's not like will.
玛丽昨天去世了 Mary passed away yesterday.
谁 Who?
他妻子 His wife.
她得了胰腺癌 She had, uh, pancreatic cancer.
威尔 Will!
我不知道玛丽的事 I didn't know about mary.
我很难过 我能理解这让你多受打击 I'm sorry. I can see how this might have hit you.
请让我一个人幼稚地待会儿 Please, permit me to be infantile by myself.
威尔 拜托了 Will, please.
你到底在想什么呀 阿特 What the hell were you thinking, Art?
得了吧 总得干点什么 Oh, come on. Something had to be done.
我同意 I have to say I agree.
他是我们的朋友 And he's our friend.
不管这里发生了什么事 Whatever else on earth is going on,
他始终是我们的朋友 He's our friend!
你肯定 You sure about that?
你为什么待他这么刻薄 Why are you being so hard on him?
我最喜欢的一个人消失不见了 One of my favorite people has disappeared.
你35岁会得老年痴呆症吗 Can you get alzheimer's at 35?
也许我不过想努力唤醒他 Maybe I'm trying to wake him up.
也许我太伤心 已欲哭无泪 Maybe I'm too sad to cry.
我谈论自己时伤害到了他 What I said about myself hurt him.
他不过很专业地反驳了 He struck back expertly...
所谓的窃取生命力 that stuff about stealing life forces?
我常常思索其中的缘由 I've always wondered about the reasons.
我们还要消磨一下午的时光 对吧 Well, we still have an afternoon to kill, right?
看手势猜字谜 Charades?
不 约翰 No. John?
我有个手势字谜 只适合你 I have a charade, and it is just for you.
珊迪 过来 Sandy, come here.
快点 快点 快点 Come on, come on, come on.
好吧 这个谜语是给你的 Okay, this one's for you.
准备好了 Ready?
-我的第一场婚礼 -猜对了 - My first wedding? - There you go.
猜对了 There you go!
很好 我打赌至少我们中有一个人 Very good, and I bet at least one of us...
是你的直系后代 is your direct descendent.
而我一张圣诞卡都没寄过 And I didn't even send a christmas card.
圣诞卡 寄生日卡怎么样 Christmas card? What about a birthday card?
别想让我点蜡烛... And don't even get me started on the candles...
吹蜡烛... with the blowing and the
吹蜡烛吹了这么多年 For years with the blowing.
是的 好吧 我试过 Yeah, all right. I tried.
你们尽管说我未开化好了 Well, uh, call me underdeveloped,
可我还想听下去 But I'd like to hear more.
我也想 Me too.
说下去 More.
你得发誓这不是无稽之谈 You double-damn swear this isn't some cockamamie...
科幻故事或是... science fiction story or...
你存心在诱惑我们 you're pulling on us?
下一个问题 Next question.
你... 你意识到这是个邀请 You... You... You realize... This is an invitation...
拿快乐丸邀请不朽之躯 to men in white suits with happy pills.
想想吧 Think about it...
一种能让人活上几千年的身体构造 A mechanism allowing survival for thousands of years?
更快地消耗掉生存空间 Run out of room even faster.
然后不得不进行扩张 Then we'd have to go to mars as a colony...
一直殖民到火星上去 as we expanded, as we'd have to.
我喜欢这念头 I'd like that.
在另一颗星球上 On a planet of another star.
我嫉妒你 I envy you.
你拿恐龙当过宠物吗 Did you have a pet dinosaur?
恐龙存在的年代早于我的 They were a little bit before my time.
至少有些事物比你早 At least something is.
毫无疑问 约翰 你可以拿一千个细节 No doubt you could give us a thousand details, John,
来确证你的故事 Corroborating your story,
从玛德琳娜到佛祖 再到现在 From the magdalene to the Buddha to now.
一万年 Ten thousand,
实实在在的活着 And you could stay out of the books.
空气越来越冷了 Oh, it's getting chilly.
过来 过来 坐我边上 Here, come over here. Join me.
一个很有意思的问题 约翰 That, uh, raises an interesting question, John.
还有别的跟你一样 Could there be others like you...
能逃脱衰老过程的人吗 who escaped the aging process as you have?
表现出生物学上的 Representing something terrific...
我们尚一无所知的特性 we don't even know about biology.
世上无奇不有 We're learning all the time.
是的 可他怎么会知道 Yeah, but how would he know?
他又不会挂个牌牌说"我是原始人" He doesn't wear an I.D. Badge saying "yabba dabba doo."
17世纪时有一个人 There was a man in the 1600s.
公元1292年你在哪里 Where were you in 1292 a.D.?
一年前的今天你在哪里 Where were you a year ago on this date?
反正在17世纪 我跟某人萍水相逢 Anyway, it was the 1600s, and I met a man,
我有种直觉 他... And I had a hunch that he was...
像我一样 于是我告诉了他 like me, so I told him.
瞧 你说了这是第一个 Ah. See, you said this was a first.
我忘记了 I forgot.
故事里的漏洞 约翰 A crack in your story, John?
年纪大了 脑子有点不好使 A touch of senility.
反正他承认了 Anyway, he said yes,
但他来自另一个时间 另一个地方 But from another time, another place.
我们畅谈了两天 We talked for two days.
一切都不容怀疑 可我们无法肯定 It was all pretty convincing, but we couldn't be sure.
我们都证实了对方的故事 We each confirmed what the other said,
可是我们又如何得知这种证实 But how do we know if the confirmation...
是否真实可信 或只是一种附和 was genuine or an echo?
我知道我所言不假 I knew I was kosher,
可我想 "也许他在玩弄我" But I thought, "maybe he's playing a game on me."
一个上知天文 下知地理的学者 You know, a scholar of all we spoke about.
他说他也保留同样的想法 He said he was inclined with the same reservation.
现在有意思了 Now, that's interesting.
即便我们想肯定 Just as we can never be sure,
我们也永远无法肯定 Even if we wanted to...
我是说 哪怕我们能肯定 I mean, if we were sure,
你也不能肯定我们是否肯定 You couldn't be sure of that.
我们分道扬镳 答应保持联系 We parted, agreeing to keep in touch...
当然 我们从此互无音讯 Of course, we didn't...
两百年后 我觉得我 And 200 years later I thought I saw him...
在布鲁塞尔的一个火车站看见了他 in a train station in brussels.
但他消失在了茫茫人海 Lost him in the crowd.
多可惜 Oh, what a shame.
我... 我是说 如果这是真的 I...I mean, if it were true.
好吧 我有个问题 Okay, here's one for you.
你闲暇时间都做些什么 What do you do in your spare time?
每50年左右 Every 50 years or so,
当我想逃离匆忙疯狂的尘嚣 when I wanna get away from the rush,
我会去新几内亚的一个原始部落 I go down to a primitive tribe in new guinea...
在那里人们把我当成不朽的神崇拜 where I'm worshipped as an immortal god,
他们为我建立了巨大的雕像 And they have a huge statue of me.
那是个极为盛大的晚会 It's a big party.
是的 我拍了很多照片 Yeah, I've got a lot of pictures of it,
可我全收拾进行李了 抱歉 but I've already packed them up. I'm sorry.
我可不想再给不洗澡的原始人 I won't make the obvious nasty crack...
找出显而易见的可笑漏洞了 about more unwashed cavemen.
事实上 洗澡曾经是风尚 Actually, bathing was the style...
直到中世纪 宗教告诉我们 until the middle ages when the church told us...
洗去上帝赐予我们的污垢是罪恶的 it was sinful to wash away god's dirt,
所以到了十月 人们被缝进 So people were sewn...
内衣裤里面 into their underwear in october...
到了四月又一跃而出 And they popped out in april.
你说你的事是真的 You said you just happened.
这我自然不信 I don't believe that.
如果你的故事是真的 If your story's true,
上帝怎么会允许你存在 Why did god allow you to happen?
这个观点非常有意思 That makes an interesting point.
你信教吗 约翰 Are you religious, John?
我不信仰任何已知宗教 我不信 I don't follow a known religion. No.
从来没有 Ever.
很久很久以前 我信过 Long time ago I did,
跟大多数人一样 Like most people.
可有些人永远无法释怀 Some just never get over it.
你信仰上帝吗 Do you believe in god?
拉普拉斯说过 As laplace said,
"我无需做出这种假设" "I have no need of that hypothesis."
也许此刻他就在旁边 He may be around, though.
他无处不在 只是我们看不见 He's everywhere. We just can't see him.
如果我能那样做 我也会躲起来 Pfft. If this was the best I could do, I'd be hiding, too.
那么创世之说... And creation...
问题就在这里 我不能肯定世界是创造出来的 it's here...I'm not so sure it was created.
那是什么 What then?
也许这只是不断积累的过程 Maybe it's just accumulated,
各种领域相互影响 fields affecting fields.
那电场能的根源呢 What about the source of the field energies?
这难道不意味着原始力的存在 Wouldn't that imply a prime mover?
我会好奇原始力从何而来 I'd wonder about the source of the prime mover,
在无垠的时光中倒退 对我没任何意义 Infinite regress, but that doesn't imply anything to me.
最终它会回归神秘 Back to the mystery.
这是个很古老的问题 It's a very old question,
可除了诉诸宗教 没有别的答案 But there's no answer except in religious terms.
如果你有信仰 便得到了答案 If you have faith, it's answered.
你曾遇见过宗教史中的某个人吗 Did you ever meet any person from our religious history?
圣经人物 A biblical figure?
某种意义上有过 In a way.
谁 Who?
我们该跳过这个话题 We should skip this one.
不行不行 不能跳过 说吧 No, no, no skipping. Come on.
下一个问题 Next question.
不行 说吧 No, come on!
说吧 全说出来 Come on, spit it out!
我的天哪你是他们中的一个 Good lord! You were one of them!
事情的发展趋势出乎我的意料 This is going in a direction that I... I didn't expect.
我不希望走到这一步 今晚就到此为止 I hoped it wouldn't... We... call it a night.
说吧 你是宗教史中的某一位 Come on! You were someone in religious history?
是的 Yes.
在《圣经》里出现过 In the bible?
是的 Yes.
我们知道的某个人 Someone we know?
我们怎么会不知道圣经里的人呢 How could we not know someone in the bible?
我指某个重要的人 I mean somebody important.
也许你们以为自己了解他 You may think you know him,
可这差不多完全是个神话 But it's mostly myth.
整部《圣经》就是神话和寓言 The entire bible is mostly myth and allegory...
也许有些历史事件做依据 with maybe some basis in historical events.
你身处过这段历史 You were part of that history?
是的 Yes.
摩西 Moses.
摩西诞生于叙利亚神话 Moses was based on misis, a syrian myth,
还有更早的版本 And there are earlier versions...
所有人都发现他在水面上飘浮 All found floating on water,
杖化成了蛇 The staff that changed to a snake,
海水被劈开 信徒们 Waters that were parted so followers...
被引领向自由 甚至遵守... could be led to freedom and even receive laws...
刻在石头或木板上的律法 on stone or wooden tablets.
十二使徒之一? One of the apostles.
他们并非真正的使徒 They weren't really apostles.
他们并未真正地进行传道 They didn't do any real teaching.
渔民彼得对捕鱼知之甚少 Peter the fisherman learned a little more about fishing.
你怎么知道 How do you know that?
神话相互庞杂地交织... The mythical overlay is so enormous...
这并不好 and not good.
而事实则如此简单 The truth is so, so simple.
不到100个字的《新约》 The new testament in 100 words or less.
你们准备好了 You ready?
我可不想听 I don't think I wanna hear this.
哈里 带我回家好吗 Harry, will you take me home?
不 现在不行 我想听 No, not right now. I do want to hear this.
坐下 伊迪丝 你表现得跟相信他一样 Sit down, Edith. You act like you believe him.
这太亵渎上帝了 It's sacrilege.
这怎么会亵渎上帝 How can it be sacrilege?
他什么都还没说呢 He hasn't said anything yet.
新的《新约》就是对上帝的亵渎 The new new testament is sacrilege.
可存在很多新的《新约》 There are a dozen new new testaments,
从希伯来语到希腊语到拉丁语 再到丁道尔译成英文 From hebrew to greek to latin to tyndale,
一直到詹姆斯王 All the way to king james,
他们全是修正主义者 All revisionist,
他们的行为全都被称作揭示真理 And all called revealed truth.
我指的是所谓100字以内的新《新约》 I mean a new new testament in 100 words.
我可以给你十个字的十诫 I can give you the ten commandments in ten words.
别别别别 Don't. Don't, don't, don't,
别别别别别别 Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
别 Don't.
十诫不过是对更古老的律法 The commandments are just modern updates...
进行了时代的更新 of more ancient laws.
汉摩拉比法典 Hammurabi's code.
没错 它们并非首创的 对吗 That's right, they weren't the first, right?
伊迪丝 我是读着《旧约》长大的 Edith, I was raised on the torah...
我妻子则背诵《古兰经》长大 my wife, on the koran.
我的长子是无神论者 My oldest son is an atheist.
我的幼子信仰山达基教 My youngest is a scientologist.
我女儿研究印度教 My daughter is studying hinduism.
我能想像客厅里都能展开宗教大战了 I imagine that there is room there for a holy war in my living room,
可我们彼此包容 相安无事 But we practice live and let live.
你为什么就不能坐下 Why don't you sit down.
你更中意于哪个版本的《圣经》 What is your preferred version of the bible?
当然是詹姆斯王版的 The King James, of course.
版本最新 伟大学者的呕心沥血之作 It's the most modern, the work of great scholars.
新的就是好的 Modern is good.
好吧 约翰 说说你的简易版吧 All right, John, hit us with the short form.
某人见了佛祖 喜欢如是我闻的一切 Guy met the Buddha, liked what he heard,
他一番冥思苦想 Thought about it for a while...
大概500年吧 之后回归故里 到了地中海 Say 500 years, while he returned to the Mediterranean,
摇身一变成了伊特鲁里亚人 Became an etruscan.
既而潜入罗马帝国 Seeped into the roman empire.
他不喜欢当时的古罗马 He didn't like what they became...
如同一架巨大的杀戮机器 a giant killing machine.
他起身前往近东 心里想着 He went to the near east thinking,
"何不以现代形式传播佛祖的教义呢" "Why not pass the Buddha's teachings on in a modern form."
所以他做出了尝试 So he tried.
跟罗马持不同政见 One dissident against Rome?
罗马赢了 Rome won.
其余的都是历史了 The rest is history.
差不多是历史 只是掺杂了很多神话 Well, sort of. Lot of fairy tales mixed in.
我就知道 I knew it.
他说他就是基督(救世主) He's saying he was Christ.
不 救世主这个称呼只是... Oh, no. That's the medal...
人们为完成预言而强加的褒奖 they pinned on Jesus to fulfill prophecy.
钉死在十字架呢 The crucifixion.
他从西藏和印度 He blocked the pain as he had learned to do
学会了如何阻滞痛苦 In tibet and india.
他也学会了如何减缓生命的肌体过程 He also learned to slow his body processes
慢到人们无法觉察生命迹像 Down to the point where they were undetectable.
人们以为他死了 They thought he was dead.
因此他的信徒们 so his followers pulled him
将他从十字架上抬下来 安葬在山洞 From the cross, placed him in a cave...
他根据所学 恢复了正常的生命状态 his body normalized as he had trained it to...
他本打算悄无声息地离开 he attempted to go away undetected,
可一些皈依他的人在周围守望着 But some devotees were standing watch.
他想解释 Tried to explain.
可他们欣喜若狂 They were ecstatic.
因此 我复活了 Thus, I was resurrected,
我行至中欧 And I ascended to central europe...
想尽可能离开罗马远远的 to get away as far as possible.
你完全是口是心非 约翰 You don't mean a word of this, John.
我的天哪 你为什么这么做 My god, why are you doing this?
让我看你的手腕 Let me see your wrists.
我不会结疤 I don't scar.
另外 他们只把我绑了起来... Besides, they tied me...
可钉子和鲜血使得宗教艺术更为迷人 but nails and blood make better religious Art.
对耶稣的种种揣测啊! all the speculations about Jesus.
他是黑人 亚洲人 He was black, he was asian,
蓄着金色胡须的蓝眼亚利安人 He was a blue-eyed Aryan with a golden beard...
一头维达·沙宣设计的发型 and hair straight out of vidal sassoon's,
心地善良的外星人 根本从未存在过 He was a benevolent alien, he never existed at all.
现在他成了穴居人 Now he's a caveman.
基督的形像跟奎师那完全一样 The Christ figure goes all the way back to Krishna...
当然还有赫拉克勒斯 Hercules, of course.
赫拉克勒斯 Hercules?
由贞女阿尔克墨涅所生 Born of a virgin, Alcmene.
而其父是宙斯 A god for a father, Zeus.
唯一的受生者 The only begotten.
救世主 希腊人 救主 The savior... The greek? Soter.
好牧人 和平之君 The good shepherd, the prince of peace,
循循善诱 带来神圣超凡的智慧 Bringing gentle persuasion and divine wisdom.
他死去 在奥林匹斯山加入其父的行列 He died, joined his father on olympus
比蒙难地的出现还要早一千年 A thousand years before gethsemane.
你怎能把异教神话跟正教箴言相提并论 How can you compare pagan mythology to the true word?
我得说 的确很接近 Pretty damn closely, I'd say.
早期的基督教领袖 The early Christian leaders,
都将希伯来文原稿弃置一旁 They threw away hebrew manuscripts and borrowed...
而到处引用异教徒的理论 from pagan sources all over the place.
你是否意识到... Do you realize how...
你这样一点都不考虑我的感受 inconsiderately you're treating my feelings?
大概和我们不考虑约翰的感受一样 About as inconsiderately as we're treating John's.
他不信他说的话 Well, he doesn't believe what he's saying!
你相信《圣经》里的一切吗 伊迪丝 Do you believe literally everything in the bible, Edith?
是的 Yes!
在你开口前 Before you say it,
我知道《圣经》经历过天翻地覆的变化 I know it's undergone a lot of changes,
但是上帝通过凡人的嘴 But god has spoken through man...
将他的言语说得愈加清楚 to make his word clearer.
他第一次就没法做到 He couldn't get it right the first time?
我们并不完美 他得努力让我们去理解 We're imperfect! He had to work to make us understand.
他不能第一次就做到吗 伊迪丝 He couldn't get us right the first time, Edith?
更别提耶稣的哲学教义... Taken alone, the philosophical teachings of Jesus...
是带着希伯来口音的佛学 are buddhism with a hebrew accent...
善 忍 义 爱 Kindness, tolerance, brotherhood, love,
残忍的现实主义者承认 A ruthless realism acknowledging...
生命即它到处呈现的状态 that life is as it is here on earth, here and now.
天国意味着善 The kingdom of god, meaning goodness,
天国在它应在之处 is right here, where it should be.
"我就是我" "I am what I am becoming."
这是佛祖悟出的道理 That's what the Buddha brought in.
这也是我教授的内容 And that's what I taught.
可一条会说话的蛇诱惑妇人吃下苹果 But a talking snake make a lady eat an apple,
而使我们万劫不复 So we're screwed.
牧师们到处散播地狱天堂 Heaven and hell were peddled...
利用诱惑和恐惧进行思想控制 so priests could rule through seduction and terror,
拯救我们从未迷失过的灵魂 Save our souls that we never lost in the first place.
我指出一条澄明的途径... I threw a clean pass...
他们则将它发挥到极致 they ran it out of the ballpark.
这是亵渎 This is blasphemy.
太可怕了 你到底还曾是谁 It's horrible! Who else were you?
所罗门 猫王 开膛手杰克 Solomon, elvis, jack the ripper?
人们说如果佛和耶稣 It's been said that Buddha and Jesus
知道人们以他们的名义所做的事 Would laugh or cry if they'd known
多半会哭笑不得 What was done in their name.
如果造物主真的存在 And if there is a creator,
他多半也会有一样的感觉 he'd probably feel the same way.
我见过形形色色的宗教仪式 I see ceremony, ritual, processions,
跪拜 悲叹 吟咏 Genuflecting, moaning, intoning,
崇拜饼和酒 Venerating cookies and wine,
我认为... And I think...
这并非我的初衷 it's not what I had in mind.
这是梵蒂冈的一派胡言 But that's vatican flapdoodle.
根本就与上帝无关 It doesn't have a thing to do with god.
如你所说 约翰 宗教无处不在... As you said, John, everywhere, religions...
从升华生命到洗净做为罪愆的欢乐 from exalting life to purging joy as a sin.
罗马将《圣经》演绎成一出大歌剧 Rome does it as grand opera.
一条简单的通往善的途径 A simple path to goodness needs,
超自然的路标 a supernatural roadmap.
超自然... Supernatural...
真是个愚蠢的字眼 a stupid word.
我是指一切现象都遵循自然规律 I mean anything that happens, happens within nature,
无论我们信与不信 whether we believe in it or not.
比如一万四千岁的穴居人 Like a 14,000-year-old caveman.
我... 我开了会儿车 I-I-I drove for a while,
静静地坐了一会儿 And then I sat for a while.
我感到万分惭愧 I'm so ashamed.
我冷得要命 and I'm freezing.
那进屋里去吧 Well, come inside.
当然我还是不相信你 I still don't believe you, of course.
你需要帮助 You need help.
人人都需要帮助 Everybody needs help.
是的 有些人需要更多的帮助 Yes, well, some more than others.
佛祖到十字架 From the Buddha to the cross,
我一直想像它们完全是虚构的 I have always imagined both as entirely mythic...
可我愿意听更多的内容 But I would like to hear more.
我能在沙发上躺一会吗 May I lie on the couch for a moment?
我的青春小鸟早已一去不复返 I'm not as young as I used to be.
所以 你曾是耶稣 So, you were Jesus.
也许不论好坏 总得有人是耶稣 Well, perhaps somebody had to be, for better or for worse.
反正这里也没陪审团 The jury is still out.
你何时开始相信自己是耶稣的 When did you begin to believe you were Jesus?
你何时开始相信自己是精神病医师的 When did you begin to believe you were a psychiatrist?
打我从哈佛医学院毕业 Since I graduated harvard medical school...
完成高级训练 我就有这个感觉了 and finished my residency, I've had that feeling.
有时我会梦见它 Oh, I sometimes dream about it.
你是否遵循信仰行事呢 Have you acted upon this belief?
我曾开过一阵子私人诊所 I had a private practice for a while,
然后就去教书了 And then I taught.
没什么特别的 Nothing unusual...
直到某天我遇见一个穴居人 Oh, until one day, I met a caveman...
以为自己是耶稣 who thought he was Jesus.
你发现这很不寻常吗 Do you find that unusual?
极不寻常 我拿自己的名誉打赌 Very. I would stake my reputation...
他心智跟我一样健全 he as sane as I am,
所以他为什么还对这故事执迷不悟呢 So why does he persist in such a story?
里面一定有隐情 There must be a reason, though.
除非这些全是我想像出来的 Unless I imagined it all?
可能吗 Is that possible?
我觉得你跟他一样心智健全 I think you're as sane as he is.
天哪 我 Oh, god, I...
不 no.
你觉得比之被当作异端 Did you ever find it prudent to worship yourself
自我崇拜比较明智 Rather than be thought a heretic?
这可挺了不起的 That would be something.
在其它时代 基督教也被当成异端邪说 Other times, christianity was considered heresy.
我得佯装出别的信仰 I had to pretend other faiths.
那么耶稣对于眼前这些 And what does Jesus have to say to those present...
绝难相信他的人有什么话说 who find it difficult to believe in him?
信仰他的教义 Believe in what he tried to teach,
而不加以胡言乱语 Without rigmarole.
教义没有带给人们虔敬 Piety is not what the lessons bring to people.
而是人们错误地对待教义 It's the mistake they bring to the lessons.
夜幕已经降临 Well, it's getting to be night.
我还要搬东西 I still have stuff to carry...
然后开很长时间的车 and a long drive.
我来帮你 I'll help.
约翰 你心里是否有目标 John, do you have a destination in mind?
算了 Never mind.
我不问了 I won't ask.
谢谢 Thank you.
任何精神病人都会想像出 Anyone mentally ill can imagine...
奇特荒谬的背景 甚至贯穿其一生 a fantastic background. Even an entire life...
并对此坚信不移 And sincerely believe it.
谁要觉得自己是拿破仑 The man who thinks he is napoleon...
他就是拿破仑 Does believe it.
而他真正的身份则屈居于 His true identity has taken a backseat...
错觉和这种需求之后 to his delusion and the need for it.
如果约翰就是这样 If that's the case with John,
那就是很严重的精神病 There is a grave disorder.
故事组织得精采绝伦 Organized brilliantly.
一切都对答如流 He's got an answer for everything.
也许这代表他在早期生活中 It might involve rejection of his father,
对父亲形像的抗拒 of his entire early past,
用幻想代替现实 Replaced by this fantasy.
他说他记不得他的父亲 He says he can't remember his father.
具体说了为什么吗 Precisely why?
你说他心智健全 You said he was sane.
我说了? Did I?
你认为我们的穴居人 Do you think that perhaps our caveman
会不会有很深的毒瘾 Has a monkey on his back?
吸毒 Drugs?
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
我做过很多戒毒所的咨询工作 I've done a lot of consulting work with narcotics.
见过人语无伦次 虚弱不堪 I've seen people tripping, strung out...
而约翰的表现一点不像 Whatever's up with John, it isn't that.
我查找过迹像 什么也没有 I've looked for signs... None.
穴居人真的会说话吗 Could cavemen really talk?
我们认为语言 We think that language came into...
早在6万年前就产生了 existence 60,000 years ago.
石器时代的文化结构 The structure of stone age culture...
就证明了人们有 is evidence of the ability to communicate...
口头交流的能力 Verbally.
闭嘴 Oh, shut up.
如果我是... 会更容易些 Maybe it'd be easier if I were.
疯子 Crazy?
不 No.
真是引人入胜 对吧 That is fascinating, isn't it,
向西方灌输佛学的勇敢尝试 A brave attempt to teach buddhism in the west.
难怪他会受挫 It's no wonder he failed.
我们还没做好思想准备 We're not ready for it.
听你口气 你似乎相信他 You're talking as if you believed him.
这是有可能的 对吗 Well, it is possible, isn't it?
我是说 一切皆有可能 I mean, anything is possible.
听着 我们有两个简单的选择 Look, we have two simple choices.
我们可以为此气愤 We can get all bent out of shape...
也可以理智对待 或挑战逻辑 intellectualizing or bench-pressing logic,
或者就简单地放松和享受 Or we can simply relax and enjoy it.
我可以带着批判的态度倾听 I can listen critically,
可我不必接受任何事物 But I don't have to make up my mind about anything.
可你认为你接受了 But you think you do?
很遗憾 目前没有研究史前史的权威 Well, unfortunately, there's no authorities on prehistory,
所以这方面无法阻止他 So we couldn't stop him there.
有很多研究《圣经》的权威 There are experts on the bible.
做你的梦吧 Dream on.
是的 多年来耶稣不知所终... Yeah, thus the lost years of Jesus.
直到约翰说出来前他并不存在 He didn't exist until John put on a hat.
我不信所谓的天使 基督降生 I don't believe in angels and the nativity...
和东方的星 and the star in the east,
但耶稣的童年故事确实存在 But there are stories about the childhood of Jesus.
历史不允许出现真空 History hates a vacuum.
所以听来如此诚恳的即兴创作 Improvisation, some of it very sincere,
填补了空白 Fills the gaps.
杜撰如此久远的事应该轻而易举 It would have been easy to falsify a past back then...
寥寥数语 轻信 时间会完成剩余的部分 A few words, credulity... Time would do the rest.
现在你的口气像是相信他了 Now you're talking as if you believed him.
想想围绕着肯尼迪遇刺后 Well, look at the popular myths surrounding
短短几年内风靡一时的荒诞说法 The Kennedy assassination in a few short years...
涉及阴谋论 黑手党 中情局 You had, uh, conspiracy, Mafia, CIA...
这是永不消亡的谜 That's a mystique that'll never go away.
沦陷的领袖离神永远只有一小步 It's always been a small step from a fallen leader to a god.
我认为并非人人都会神化肯尼迪 I don't think anybody will deify kennedy.
我们可要高深些 We're more sophisticated than that.
是吗 We are?
是的 We are.
你终于实现了 Well, you're finally fulfilling...
对千禧年的一个预言 约翰 one prophecy about the millennium, John.
什么预言 What's that?
耶稣再现人间 Here you are again.
你喜欢火焰 约翰 You like the fire, John.
我生活的地方都有壁炉 Everywhere I've lived, I've had a fireplace.
我猜是童年期的感情固着吧 Childhood fixation, I guess.
让我感觉安全 Helps me to feel secure.
外面到处是凶猛的野兽 There are predators out there.
有一样东西我没有打包 One thing I didn't pack.
觉得可能会需要它 I thought I might need it.
放《春之祭》不是更为合适吗 Wouldn't sacre du printemps be more appropriate?
什么 What?
你让... You've got...
四个科学人士一筹莫展 我的朋友 four men of science completely baffled, my friend.
我们不知道拿什么来理解你 We-We don't know what to make of you.
你知道伏尔泰是第一个提出 Did you know voltaire was the first to suggest...
宇宙产生于大爆炸理论的吗 that the universe was created by a gigantic explosion?
相信保罗(教皇)会同意的 I think paul would agree.
而歌德第一个认为 And then goethe was the first to suggest
螺旋状的星云里满是恒星 That spiral nebulae were swirling masses of stars.
当今我们称之为星系 We now call them galaxies.
真是有趣 新的科学概念 It's kind of funny how often new concepts of science...
往往最先通过艺术形式假设出来 find their first tentative forms of expression in the arts.
贝多芬另外还研究物理吗 So did beethoven do physics on the side?
他大部分时间都躺在地板上 He spent most of his time lying on the floor...
对着跑不掉的钢琴 in front of his legless piano...
边上撒满了桔子皮和苹果核 surrounded by orange peels and apple cores.
而此刻我们坐在这 倾听贝多芬 Now we're on the floor listening to beethoven.
兜着圈子 Full circle.
你是否... Did you have, um...
有过宗教信仰 any religious beliefs,
或者认真考虑过 or did you give it much thought?
人若不思考 就无法产生信仰 You can't get there with thought.
你有信仰 You have faith?
我信仰很多东西 In a lot of things.
你相信人类有未来吗 Do you have faith in the future of the race?
我看到不同种群出现和消亡 I've seen species come and go.
有赖于它们跟环境的平衡 Depends on their balance with the environment.
我们已把环境弄得一塌糊涂 We've made a mess of it.
还有时间 There's still time,
如果我们能好好利用 If we use it well.
两千年来 基督教都是全世界范围内的信仰 Christianity has been a worldwide belief for 2,000 years.
埃及人崇拜伊希斯有多久 How long did the egyptians worship isis...
苏美尔人崇拜伊斯塔呢 or the sumerians ishtar?
在印度 圣牛可以做为 In india, sacred cows wandered freely...
转世的灵魂自由漫步 as reincarnated souls.
可过个一千年 它们会被烧烤 In a thousand years, they'll be barbecued.
而灵魂附入松鼠体内 And their souls will be in squirrels.
你不是耶稣 You weren't Jesus!
伊迪丝 Oh, Edith.
-如果天下雨 -不会 - If it rains. - It won't.
你怎么知道 How do you know that?
我闻不到雨腥味 I don't smell it.
你是不是... Were you...
我猜... 是一名巫医? I guess... a medicine man?
我曾做过一段萨满巫师 I was a shaman a few times.
为了吃得好些 揭露过一些真相 I revealed some truths to eat a little better.
你觉得这就是宗教的本质... You think that's all religion is about...
贩卖希望和生存 selling hope and survival?
《旧约》贩卖恐惧和罪行 The old testament sells fear and guilt.
《新约》则贩卖与人为善的道德准则 The new testament is a good code of ethics,
诗人和哲人借我的嘴将之传颂至今 Put into my mouth by poets and philosophers
这可比我明智多了 That are much smarter than I am.
教义从未被实施过 The message is never practiced.
是神话在建造教堂 Fairy tales build churches.
那"耶稣"这个名字呢 What about the name "Jesus"?
也是你凭空捏造的 Did you pull that out of a hat?
我自称约翰 I called myself John.
我常常这么称呼自己 I almost always do.
当我复活的故事四处流传 As tales of the resurrection spread,
人们把我的名字 和希伯来文的"约坎那"混淆了 The name was confused with the hebrew "yochanan,"
它的意思是"神慈悲为怀" Meaning "god is gracious."
我在地球上的存在被看作 My stay on earth was seen...
不朽的神之明证 as divine proof of immortality.
这导致了"神是救赎"之说 That led to "god is salvation"...
或是希伯来语的"约坎那" or hebrew "yahshua,"
在翻译中 它变成了我的固有名字 Which in translation became my proper name,
变成后期希腊语中的"耶稣" changing to late greek, "iesous,"
后期拉丁语中的"耶稣" then to late latin, "iesus,"
最后变成中古拉丁文中的"耶稣" and finally medieval latin, "Jesus,"
这些事的发生令人啧啧称奇 And it was a wonder to watch it all happen.
可你没有宣称自己即上帝之子 Then you didn't claim to be the son of god?
始于讲堂 终于教堂 Began as a schoolhouse and ended as a temple.
我说有个比我伟大的主人 I said I had a master that was greater than myself.
我从未说他是我父亲 I never said he was my father.
我想传播我所学到的东西 I wanted to teach what I learned.
我从未称自己是犹太人的王 I never claimed to be king of the jews,
我从未在水面行走 从未复活死者 I never walked on water, I never raised the dead.
我从未说过其它神圣的东西 I never spoke of divine except in the sense...
除了劝人向善 of human goodness on earth.
没有智者会从东方赶来崇拜马槽 No wise men came from the east to worship at a manger.
我只做过少数几次治疗 I did do a little healing...
利用所学的东方药理 with some eastern medicine I'd learned.
就这样 That's it.
对于佛祖诞生来说 The three wise men began as a myth...
三智者一开始只是神话 about the birth of the Buddha.
约翰 我本该在家里亲吻老婆 John, I should be home, uh, kissing my wife.
而这会却为了你不知所措... We're all here, trapped by your story...
期待着一次... hoping for a...
革命? 我不知道 revolution? I don't know.
你有没有... Are there any, uh...
更多启示要说给我们听 more revelations for us?
一如往昔 It's just like old times.
你不是耶稣 You weren't Jesus.
引用登山宝训吧 Quote the sermon on the mount.
哪一版的 Which one?
达秘版 詹姆斯王 还是新美国标准版? Darby, King James, New American Standard?
你全知道 Do you know them all?
没人了解耶稣 甚至包括我 No one knows the one, not even me.
我... I...
某天我确实在山上传道 I did some teaching on a hill one day.
留下来的人并不多 Not that many people stayed.
可你... But you...
圣经上的耶稣说 biblical Jesus said,
"你们认为我是谁" "Who do you think I am?"
他给了他们选择 He gave them a choice.
我给你一个选择 I'm giving you one.
你是吗 Were you?
如果我说不是 你能否确定 If I said no, could you ever be sure?
关掉音乐 Turn that off.
请 Please.
这太过分了 This has gone far enough.
实在太离谱了 It's gone much too far.
你搅得这些人心神不宁 These people are very upset.
我不认为你疯了 I don't believe you're mad,
可你说的没一句真的 But what you're saying is not true.
这只剩一种解释 That leaves only one explanation.
是时候了 你必须承认 The time has come when you must admit...
这是个骗局... This is a hoax...
谎言 a lie.
这难道不是谎言 约翰 Isn't that true, John?
如果你能承认 但却不承认 If you don't drop this now... If you can...
我会坚信 需要把你送到"院"里去 I'll be convinced that you need a great deal of attention.
我可以强制你入院 进行观察 I can have you committed for observation.
你知道的 You know that.
现在我请你 I ask you now...
我要求你告诉这些人真相 I demand it that you tell these people the truth.
了断这一切 Give them closure.
是时候了 约翰 It's time, John.
拜托了 Please.
剧情到此为止 大家都离开吧 End of the line. Everybody off.
什么 What?!
这是个故事 It was a story.
完全只是个故事 It was all a story.
我的个天 Good god!
另一个神话 Another fairy tale?
全都是 可是... All of it? But what...
以上苍的名义... What in the name of heaven...
约翰 你害我们怀疑你是否疯了 John, you had us wondering whether you were sane or not,
而这只是个故事 And it's just a story!
你这残缺不全的愚蠢想法从哪儿得来的 Where'd you come off with such a half-baked, asinine idea?
至少你们该庆幸我不是疯子 At least you're relieved I'm not a nut.
我宁愿你是 I'd prefer you were!
你们给了我创意 You gave me the idea.
你们所有人 All of you.
你说什么 Come again?
那副梵高的赝品... Edith saw my fake Van Gogh.
你本可以告诉我 You could have just told me.
你说我从不见老 You commented that I never age.
你给了我有关原始人的书 You gave me the book on early man.
丹 你发现了錾刀 Dan, you spotted the burin,
你说"如果石头会说话" and you said, "if stones could speak."
我就知道 I knew it.
我灵光一闪 说给了你们听 I got the notion, I ran it past you...
想看你们的反映 我走得太远了 to check your reactions, and I took it too far.
仅是太远了? Too far?
看我的反映 Check my reaction.
你问我是否是宗教史中的人物 You asked if I was a figure from religious history,
是否还有别人跟我一样 if there were others like me,
是否我能创造未来的身份 if I'd created future identities.
我们在五月柱旁团团转 We were chasing our tails around the maypole,
享受神秘之旅 展开分析 Enjoying the mystery, the analytical stretch.
你在配合我玩游戏 You were playing my game!
我在配合你玩游戏 I was playing yours.
老兄 你让我们坚持了下来 对吗 Oh, man, you know, you had us going, right?
你很厉害 伙计 You were good, man.
你知道中国盒子吧 You know those chinese boxes,
盒子套盒子套盒子套盒子... One inside the other inside the other inside the other...
我感觉我在最里面的盒子里 I feel like I'm in the last box.
你这个... You son of a...
狗娘养的 bitch!
你怎能这样对待我们 How could you do this to us?
-我还为你担心 -我知道 - I was worried about you. - I know.
好几次我都忍不住想认罪 I was tempted to cop out many times,
可我情不自禁 想看 But I couldn't resist seeing whether or not...
你们是否能驳倒我的言论 you could refute what I was saying.
我有完美的听众 I had the perfect audience...
人类学家 考古学家 Anthropologist, archaeologist,
基督教的字义无谬论者... Christian literalist...
心理学家 a psychologist.
行了 我受够了 Okay, I've had enough of this.
我走了 你来吗 我们走 I'm outta here. You wanna come? Let's go.
那么 约翰 So, John.
你会把故事写下来吗 Are you gonna write the story?
如果我写 我会送一份给你 If I do, I'll send you copies.
我那份就免了 行吗 Don't bother with mine, okay?
你绝对是货真价实的... You are absolutely certifiable.
我真不明白你 I don't know you!
再次见到你很高兴 奥德曼博士 It was nice seeing you again, Dr. Oldman.
你的名字是个双关语 对吗 Your name's a pun, isn't it?
古老的人 Old man?
这也有助于你的构想吗 Did that help you with your story?
琳达 Linda!
再见 Bye.
阿特至少说对了一半 Well, Art was half right.
哪一半 Which half?
至少我不用把我掌握的 Well, at least I don't have to throw away half...
生物学知识扔掉一半 of what I know about biology.
哪一半 Which half?
真是个美丽动人的创意 It's a beautiful idea,
如此丰富多彩 充满可能性 So rich, so full of possibilities.
也许你该以此写篇论文 博士 Perhaps you should write a paper on it, doctor.
也许我会 Maybe I will.
我会在精神病院接见你 I'll interview you in the rubber room...
以期待更多的细节 for further details.
你可能还是需要帮助 我的朋友 You may still need help, my friend.
才怪呢 My ass.
我认为这听起来很精彩 I thought it sounded pretty good.
他们相信你 是因为不得不信 They believe you because they have to.
但是我了解你 But the one thing that I know about you...
你永远不会利用别人 is that you would never use people...
或是滥用他们的善意和智力 or abuse their goodwill and intelligence...
像他们以为的那样 like they think you've just done to them.
《心理101》 Psych 101?
不 是女人 一对一 No, it's woman, one-on-one.
你撒谎真快 真假难辨先生 So you're a pretty fast liar, Mr. Ugg,
可我想知道 你的真名是什么 But I wanna know... What's your real name?
信不信由你 永远都是约翰 Believe it or not, the sound was always John.
你为什么向格鲁伯屈服 Why'd you cave to Gruber?
发生的事已经够让人受了 What happened was enough.
得... 得打住了 Just... Just needed to stop.
我不该指望这会奏效 I shouldn't have expected it to work.
一万四千年的岁数 Fourteen thousand years old.
我猜一定经历过很多女人 I bet that's a lot of women.
-我们要数吗 -也许 - Are we counting? - Maybe.
我带伊迪丝回家 Well, I'm taking Edith home.
珊迪呢 Sandy?
我留下 I'm gonna stay.
你是否为自己说过的话感到愧疚 Are you sorry for some of those things you said?
我很抱歉说了这些话 I'm sorry I said them.
好吧 Well.
就像个好基督徒 Like a good Christian,
我... 约翰 I... oh, John.
好吧 Oh! Well.
你干了很可怕的事 You did a terrible thing,
可我们都感谢上苍 你没事 But we're all so thankful you're all right.
甚至阿特也是 他只是讨厌他无法理解的事 Even Art...He just hates things he can't understand.
你是个虐待狂 约翰 You're a sadist, John,
可我承认自己其乐无穷 But I admit I got a kick out of
围着五月柱团团转... Chasing my tail around your maypole...
即便这是我唯一的收获 even if that is all I caught.
祝你好运 Good luck to you.
- 祝你一切顺利 - 谢谢 - Wish you the best. - Thank you.
准备好了? Ready?
-再见 -好的 晚安 - Later on. - Okay, good night.
我不知道 伙计 I don't know, man.
关于这事... Something about this...
关于你 约翰 something about you, John.
我越想 The more I think about it,
就越觉得自己脱离了中国盒子 The more I'm no longer in that chinese box.
我感觉到... 空间 I sense... space.
我们愉快地称之为现实的维度 A kinda latitude of what we happily call reality,
其中每个人都不停地说... In which, as everybody keeps saying...
一切皆有可能 anything's possible.
-是的 -不不不不 - Yes. - No, no. No, no.
别 一个字也别说了 No! No more words.
我要回家了 I'm gonna go home,
我要看《星际迷航》 来一剂心智健全的良药 And I'm gonna watch star trek for a dose of sanity.
祝你好运 老兄 Good luck to you, man,
无论这会引导你走向何方 Wherever this may lead you.
有空给我写信 You drop me a line sometime.
让我知道你的近况 Let me know how you're making out.
我会的 I will.
那么 约翰·奥德曼 So, John Oldman.
你还有其它什么双关名字 What other pun names have you used?
很多 Lots.
约翰·佩利代表旧石器时代 John Paley for John Paleolithic,
约翰·萨维奇代表野人 John Savage...
60年前才真是让人发疯 Got really crazy about 60 years ago.
当时我在哈佛教书 When I was teaching at harvard,
我叫做约翰·托马斯·帕提 I was John Thomas Partee.
约翰·T·帕提 波士顿茶话会 John T. Partee. Boston tea party...
-我懂了 -是的 我知道 - I get it. - Yeah, I know.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
波士顿 Boston?
60年前? 60 years ago?
约... 约翰·帕提 J-John Partee?
你不是教化学吧 我不信! You did not teach chemistry! I do not believe you!
你母亲名叫诺拉 Your mother's name was Nola.
-不是 - 是的 - No. - Yeah.
不是 No.
是的 诺拉 Yes, Nola.
我母亲 my mother!
我拒绝接受 I reject this!
我的... 我的小狗的名字 My... my... my dog's name.
我出生前它就来了 We had him before I was born.
乌菲 Woofie.
乌... 乌菲 Woof, woof, woofie.
格鲁伯 她再婚了吗 Gruber. She remarried?
她说你抛弃了我们 She said you abandoned us.
对不起 我得继续新的人生 Sorry, I had to move on.
你知道的 我留下的足够多了 You know that. I left enough.
-我呆得够久了 -我冷 - I left enough. - I'm cold.
冷颤的威利 总是觉得冷 Chilly willy, always cold.
从来就受不了冷 Never could stand the cold.
等等 你... 你曾留着胡子 wait, you... You had a beard.
是的 你以前老喜欢扯它 Yeah, you used to tug on it
看它是不是真的 To see if it was real.
威尔 Will!
天哪 God.
快打911 911, now!
坚持住 威尔 Come on, Will.
威尔 Will.
醒醒 伙计 Come on, buddy.
请跟我们保持联系 奥德曼博士 You'll stay in touch, Dr. Oldman.
以防我们有问题 In case there are any questions.
我会回来参加葬礼 I'll be back for the funeral.
晚安 小姐 Miss.
你从未见过一个成年的孩子去世 You never saw a grown child die.
没有 No.
片尾曲《永恒》将在半分钟后开始 敬请聆听^.^
《永恒》- Forever 演唱: 夏琳·邓肯 - Chantelle duncan
我看过潮涨潮落 I've seen rivers rise
也见证过高山夷为平地 seen mountains fall
和那无边无际的美景 瞬间毁灭的刹那 seen endless vistas coming to an end
目睹星球陨落 I've seen stars collide
倾听大海咆哮 heard oceans roar
我知道失去唯一的朋友意味着什么 I know what it means to lose your only friend
"没有什么是永恒的"这句话 nothing lasts forever
就像箴言般萦绕在我脑海 that's what I've always heard
一切美好终将毁灭 all things good must ends
你我都如此肯定 you know it's true
没有什么是永恒的 nothing lasts forever
但也许会有例外 but maybe some things do
那就是我对你的爱永恒不变 forever is the way I feel for you
对你的爱永恒不变 forever is the way I feel for you
我曾见过有的人 I've seen men take
将整个世界掌握在手中 the world into their hands
按照自己的意愿改造它 and change it, mold it, to their point of view
曾感受过大地的颤抖 I've felt the earth shake
见证了人类起身直立 seen men take a stand
也经历了世界只剩下战争 and fight when it's the one thing left to do
"没有什么是永恒的"这句话 nothing lasts forever
就像箴言般萦绕在我脑海 that's what I've always heard
一切美好终将毁灭 all things good must ends
你我都如此肯定 you know it's true
没有什么是永恒的 nothing lasts forever
但也许会有例外 but maybe some things do
那就是我对你的爱永恒不变 forever is the way I feel for you
对你的爱永恒不变 forever is the way I feel for you
"没有什么是永恒的"这句话 nothing lasts forever
就像箴言般萦绕在我脑海 that's what I've always heard
一切美好终将毁灭 all things good must ends
你我都如此肯定 you know it's true
没有什么是永恒的 nothing lasts forever
但也许会有例外 but maybe some things do
那就是我对你的爱永恒不变 forever is the way I feel for you
我对你的爱永恒不变 forever is the way I feel for you
对你的爱 永恒不变 forever is the way I feel for you